Wednesday, February 15, 2017

'Squatch Update

First, this -
There was a “Potsquatch” (a/k/a “The Abominable Weedman”) sighting last week during a live weather broadcast in Springfiled, Massachusetts.

Then this:

Bill would make Sasquatch "official cryptid" of Washington

OLYMPIA, Wash. - A new bill seeks to designate Sasquatch as the "official cryptid" of Washington state.

A cryptid is defined by Oxford dictionary as an "animal whose existence or survival is disputed or unsubstantiated."

The bill, sponsored by Republican Sen. Ann Rivers of La Center, was introduced this week.

The measure says that Sasquatch — also known as Bigfoot or Forest Yeti — has "made immeasurable contributions to Washington state's cultural heritage and ecosystem."

The first thing to note here is that not all the weed is on the East coast.

What is not clear is how much is Ann Rivers smokin'?
From her FaceBook page:
 Caleb. Now we've run down her dealer. I found Caleb's Squatch online petition page, and as of this morning there were 17 supporters.

I sent him an email with a marketing idea. I told him to have Ann ad to her bill a protection for the endangered Gay, Lesbian,  Bi, and Transgendering Sasquatch. Watch the support skyrocket.

You're welcome.

11 comments:

Jess said...

And here I thought "cryptid" was a description for an informed liberal.

DaBlade said...

That's an honest mistake, Jess. You're thinking of 'Dip tid'. Cryptids are theoretical creatures not yet discovered by science. Some say these animals are myths. Like the Michigan wolverine.

cube said...

First, I'm in agreement with you about wanting to know what Senator Ann Rivers is smoking. Second, why just Washington? Hasn't Sasqui been sighted in other states? And thirdly, who wants to adopt brother Potsqui?

Kid said...

LGBT-S perfect.

Don't tell anyone, but I have one living here in the basement. We're waiting until pelosi visits Cincinnati before release him/her/it. Tell you this, they are damn good pool players whatever they are. And they don't eat much oddly enough. They do hate the media though. Don't turn a TV on in front of one of these things.

DaBlade said...

cube, I never knew the singular form of this hominid with fetid breath was known as a 'sasqui'. I always thought is was a 'Schumer'. And yes, they are all over. In fact, HGTV has a new series in production called The Property Sasquatch Brothers. One sasqui brother tears down and demolishes a fixer upper, while the other sasqui.... come to think of it - both just demolish houses for the horrified home buyers. I'ts gonna be great.

Kid, Huh. Pool players? I need to get me one of those. They are kinda hard on the TVs as a species, or just your friend, Hairy Elvis?

Kid said...

When are we going to introduce a bill to eliminate all democrats? Or at least put them all on reservations that are loaded with mental health specialists.

Ed Bonderenka said...

Then who would read us the news?

cube said...

A Schumer... that one made me laugh out loud.

DaBlade said...

HAHA! You all make me laugh. That's what we're here for.

cube said...
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cube said...

I'll never think of the words "Sasqui" and "Potsqui" without thinking of you. That was a first.