Monday, May 4, 2020

Monkey on a mini bike

Monkey rides up on motorcycle and attempts to kidnap child.



This happened in either Indonesia or just outside Biden's campaign headquarters. Alyssa Milano says she supports the monkey and advises him on how to handle these child abduction allegations.

Apparently, monkeys on bikes is not a new thing in Indonesia.

We sure can learn a lot from them as to good uses of our time during this extended house arrest.

10 comments:

  1. The Rise of the Planet of the Apes.
    Right there.

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    1. Hollywood missed the mark, because a fleer of monkeys on minibikes way more horrifying than roddy mcdowell in a rubber mask.

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  2. It sure does explain all those missing kid's faces on milk cartons. I've never trusted monkeys ... I had bad feelings from 2008-2016 and never quite knew why. Light-bulb on.

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    1. Since this is happening in Indonesia, i assume these monkeys are being trained in mooslim madrassas (after suffering from sexual assaults by same)

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    2. "sexual assaults by same"...absolutely HILARIOUS!! this is horrifying! who gives them BIKES?!!!

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    3. Good question. And they are strong for their size! Holy cow dragged her like a rag doll!

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  3. Moslem monkeys or Biden's pets.

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  4. Biden likes the monkey’s hair legs. He is a sick lil monkey, that Biden.

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  5. Some time back Mustang wrote a story about tool-stealing monkeys in Vietnam. Seems a navy chief figured out how to deal with them. I remember during my tour in I Corps, we used to shoot the little shits. They were forever setting off our booby-traps making everyone real nervous. By little shits, I mean monkeys not Democrats.

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    1. How can you ell the difference?
      They are both annoying, noisome creatures trying to take your stuff.

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