Top Barber Criminals in History

The latest in the saga of the Owosso, Michigan barber who reopened his shop and refused to close despite state shutdown orders has had his license suspended by the State.

I think the main takeaway I learned from this story is the fact that barbers are licensed. I did not know that. I once had a young gal over at Quick Clips cut my hair who should have been arrested for scissors swerving in traffic. Ba-dum bum.

Pictured: Owosso cop tickets barber for failure of clippers to properly yield at the cop's left ear roundabout. Now he has to use a thumb tack to hold his scardey mask on.

Actually, this occifer of the law was delivering a ticket and a finger wag to this elderly businessman because his practice of being in the proximity of 7 customers within 8 hours IS WAY MORE DANGEROUS than the teenage bag clerk who comes in proximity to hundreds of patrons in half that time at the grocery checkout just down the street.

In any case, more court proceedings are in the future for this poor victim of State overreach.
JUDGE:I want a crew cut! 
LAWYER: YOU CAN'T HANDLE A CREW CUT!!

More protesters planning to gather outside Michigan's capitol again today. Maybe they should all bring clippers as well as their "assault weapons" and trim each other's doo in the parking lot. THAT would really set these occifers off.

OTHER CRIMINAL BARBERS IN HISTORY:

Jack the Ripper may have been Polish barber Aaron Kosminski

(He was never ticketed)