...Who flushed? Many suspected Justice Sonia Sotomayor, as it was the day after Cinco de Mayo Taco Tuesday. Others suspected Justice Clarence Thomas, who is known to have to rope off access to the toilet with yellow caution tape after a lunch break visit to Five Guys. But no, the truth is much more macabre... This spring, don't miss The Curse of the Black-Robed Swine.
Chattering Teeth News - This blog has learned that the Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise is coming out with a surprise installment that should be a good bookend to this once popular swashbuckling series. The first movie in 2003 - before a long line of sequels (nobody knows exactly how many films were actually made) - was titled, The Curse of the Black Pearl. This final movie is titled, The Curse of the Black-Robed Swine. Instead of starring Johnny Depp as the effeminate pirate Jack Sparrow, the leading role goes to the frail yet seemingly indestructible old crone, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg (RBG).
In "Pearl", the pirate crew was cursed after finding the Treasure of Cortés, doomed to live forever as the undead, the moonlight eerily transforming them into living skeletons.
In "Swine", the Supreme Court is cursed after the 1973 Roe v. Wade decision, cursing all unrepentant perpetrators who advocated for this crime against humanity, past and present. The court's most vocal current advocate, RBG, is doomed to walk the earth as the undead - much to the delight of the evil progressive left.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is now approximately 187 years old. She has had cancer numerous times, suffered falls that left her with fractures, and now is reportedly having gallbladder issues. How does she recover? Could it be her workouts reminiscent of Obama's power lifting workouts? Or is there something more sinister going on here?
Who flushed? Could RBG have had to flush the POCs from her latest 'donor'?
"Look! The moonlight shows what I really am. I am not among the living, and so I cannot die. But neither am I dead. For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face, nor the spray of the sea... You best start believing in ghost stories, Chief Roberts. You're in one!" - RBG
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You’re right, Jerry ... this IS exciting news. After reading your review, I’m sure this film will rank near the top of all previous swashbuckling films and will no doubt capture my attention as much as that porn flick a few years back ... I can’t think of the name of the film now, but it starred Bill and Hillary Clinton, two ducks, a pig, and some guy wearing a mask and a red T-shirt that read Everything goes in Cincinnati.. Do you have any idea when tickets will go on sale for Swine?
ReplyDeleteA note for all the mother’s out there in Blade Land: HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY.
Personal reflection: Back in the day when I was on active duty, I used to get Mother’s Day cards from my troops. I never figured out why they sent me those cards, but it was very kind of them in a confusing sort of way.
That would be touching... and disturbing at the same time
DeleteYeah and they had a weird spelling for “mother” too.
Deletewell... Happy day belated, mutha!
DeleteGinsburg sold her soul a long time ago. She gained power, the willingness to do evil, and we're reminded of the power of evil by her tenacity to put off the moment she finally stands in judgement. There's a special place in Hell for her, and I doubt she'll need a robe after she passes.
ReplyDeleteYou sure can tell the true level of evil and wickedness of a person by the inverse relationship of worship and 'love' directed at them by the progressive left.
DeleteDuring an interview on an Arabic-language television station in 2012, an Egyptian official asked Justice Ginsburg what constitutions his country should consult while writing a new constitution for Egypt.
ReplyDeleteShe answered, “You should certainly be aided by all the constitution writing that has gone on since the end of World War II. I would not look to the U.S. Constitution if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012. I might look at the constitution of South Africa — that was a deliberate attempt to have a fundamental instrument of government that embraced basic human rights, had an independent judiciary. It really is, I think, a great piece of work that was done. Much more recently than the U.S. Constitution, Canada has the Charter of Rights and Freedoms — dates from 1982. You would almost certainly look at the European Convention on Human Rights. So, yes, why not take advantage of what there is elsewhere in the world?”
Here is a justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, whose oath of allegiance is to the United States Constitution, suggesting that she would not consult her country’s constitution, but rather a globalist rendition from Europe or South Africa. No surprise, she is an appointee of Bill Clinton. If she is not an American constitutionalist, then why is she serving on our Supreme Court?
There is nothing in the US Bill of Rights that allows mothers to kill their children; there is no right to transsexual migration, either. Conclusion: Ginsburg is an idiot. Well educated, but an idiot nonetheless.
God, please deliver us from this evil woman.
DeleteAbsolutely correct, Sam. She is just one of the clowns on the court who feels this way, and if the democrats win - look for them to expand seats and pack. we will never return if that happens.
DeleteBTW, you have won a free year's subscription access to this blog for that.
Hard to add to the above. I merely suggest when various cancers invade her body, they get the hell back out poste haste, screaming all the way.
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DeleteSo if RBG's plasma could be used to make injections for the Wuhan virus and a full cure, are you taking it?
DeleteThat's a tough one Mr Blade
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