Thursday, November 25, 2021

The First Thanksgiving, as told to the drunks lining the bar by AOC.

Long before the white dogs came to the United States, the area was inhabited by many Native American tribes. These native people lived in peace and spent their days dancing and singing and planting trees. They didn't pollute the land or water. They didn't own anything and were happy about it. 

One day, a ship called the Mayflower filled with white supremacists and Proud Boys landed somewhere near Kenosha, Wisconsin. 

They immediately began to throw toilet paper at the indigenous people's homes, which is why they call it tee peeing.

Then Chief Thomas Rainwater invited Captain Dutton and the invaders to share in their meal of turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes. 

The mostly peaceful Native Americans waited on the white devils 'hand and moccasin', and for a short time, peace and harmony returned to the pristine land. 

A short time later, the whiteys massacred all of the natives and stole the land. The climate immediately began to change.


Sunday, August 8, 2021

Obama 'S-Show' Continues

 When I read this NY Post story headline with photo .........

I assumed the cause of this traffic jam 's-show' had to be something extraordinarily macabre and frightening...

Saturday, July 10, 2021

Knock, knock. Who's there? VaxNazi. VaxNazi who? C'mon man!


Aquaman and Game of Thrones actor, Jason Mamoa, had one of the more memorable Super Bowl commercials for Rocket Mortgage last year. I no longer watch woke sports (so I missed the game) but somehow caught this humorous commercial. In it, he gets home and kicks back by taking off his fake muscles and mane. I think the unvaXXed patriots will need a similar disguise for the door nazis in the near future...

Monday, July 5, 2021

Just Golfin'

 Yep, still 98.6 degrees in the shade. Just posting links to a few recent golf videos from my league to make sure this thing still works. To my 4 0r 5 blog buddies, I promise to come around again soon...

Beautiful sunset over Lake Walden (followed by a ghastly moon over the pontoon dock)

Three turkeys, a deer and a feral cat walk into a bar... No, wait... That was me. Sometimes it is difficult concentrating on your golf shot when you are constantly being surreptitiously surveilled by these nosey woodland creatures.


League night start at tee #10 across Lake Walden requires transportation to the dock before loading onto the pontoon. Which Snapper almost lost all of their clubs during this trip?

(and who is responsible for loosening the strap?)

Thursday, March 25, 2021

Biden's Song

 Last November...

Obama tells Stephen Colbert about his dream of being the puppet master

“I used to say if I can make an arrangement where I had a stand-in or front-man or front-woman and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats (size petite) looking through the stuff (child porn) and I could sort of deliver the lines while someone was doing all the talking and ceremony, I’d be fine with that because I found the work (the destruction of America) fascinating,” Obama quipped.

Aaaand now...

WH Confirms Joe Biden and Barack Obama Regularly Talk, Consult on a ‘Range of Issues’

Asked by a reporter whether the former president had visited the White House and if the two speak, Psaki replied both Obama and Biden have a collegiate relationship undefined by the traditional roles of president and vice president – instead, they are “friends.

PICTURED: This is not Obama visiting Biden in the White House to give him his marching orders. Rather, it is a scene from the movie Brian's Song, when Chicago Bears football player Gale Sayers (played by Billy Dee Williams) visits his teammate Brian Piccolo (played by James Caan).

That was a great movie. Who can forget that emotional 'speech' scene when Sayers accepts the trophy on behalf of Piccolo, who was in the hospital suffering from dementia. 

SAYERS: Brian would like to be here tonight, but everyone knows that you put your dumb uncle in the basement.. 

PICTURED: An actual photo of Obama coaching Biden in the basement of the WH while Joe gets his nightly transfusion of aborted baby blood to keep the necromantic old fool semi mobile for just one more day...

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

keep your immigrants fresh!

Reynolds Wrap® Aluminum Foil has been saving time in the kitchen since 1947 - And NOW, thanks to the Biden White House, at the southern border!

Aluminum Foil can be molded to any shape you like, whether your illegal immigrant is an unaccompanied child or a virus-infected terrorist. You just wrap those swarms in foil to keep them fresh without having to worry about getting a dish back. We call it, wrap and release.

Organize your latest catch!

Foil can also be used to minimize cleanup, and convenient for freezer storage for the high volume of those who die in the processing. No matter, they can still vote democrat.

Q: Do you wrap the immigrant with the shiny side in or out? 

A: Many border cage pitmasters claim that the shiny side of the aluminum foil should face in to reflect the heat back towards the meat. Others swear by radiating the heat away from the leftovers. I guess it would depend on whether you the border of the Arctic circle or the equator.

Q: Should we line the cages with foil and poke fork holes into the foil-wrapped immigrants to allow air flow?

A: Not unless you want sporadic grease fires. Keep them burritos (and burritas) wrapped up tight!

Q: My immigrants are wrinkly!

A: Foil paper creases very easily. In fact, it creases so easily, you often cannot flatten out even a small wrinkle. Line up your hermanos and hermanas edges and crease carefully, or else your entire border will be wrinkled.

Q: I prefer reusable beeswax wrap on my illegal catch.

A: Let us know how that works out for you!

Saturday, March 20, 2021



The doctor will see you now...

Nose: I'm here for the vaccination.

Dr. Blade: The term 'vaccination' has now been bastardized to apparently mean the act of inserting something foreign into your body for the stated purpose of protecting oneself from a pandemic, but you can still get and spread the disease, you still have to wear several facemasks, and the 'cure' is more likely to kill you than the lab-created coronavirus - but it does make you feel virtuous.

Nose: Doc, are you one of them anti-vaxers?

Dr. Blade: A vaccine has always been defined by the payload of an inoculation, and the payload has always been an agent comprised of particles of inert pathogens meant to illicit a natural and overwhelming immune response to a particular strain of disease. A syringe with a full plunger of strychnine is not necessarily a vaccine. The inoculation, therefore, is simply the delivery system of the payload. Sometimes the payload is a vaccine. Sometimes the payload is an experimental gene-editing agent that turns your immune system into tiny 3d printers that spit out versions of Microsoft Windows 2020.

Nose: But the Covid-19 vaccine...

Dr. Blade: Call it a Chinocculation.

Nose: OK, fine. As I understand it, the Covid-19 Chinocculation is targeted towards the virus that has caused this current pandemic. It actually edits your genes using mRNA to re-write the code in our immune cells, forcing them to churn out spike proteins which are found on the surface of COVID-19. These spike proteins mimic a COVID invasion, and the newly programmed immune cells respond accordingly. They have now 'learned' to look for the spike. VOILA'! The natural immune system has been artificially improved.

Dr. Blade: So what happens when the next much more deadly and virulent strain of the lab-created China virus crashes our party wearing the classic Groucho nose and glasses disguise, successfully hiding from the immune response bodyguards and specifically targeting those that had the earlier version of the Chinocculation?

Rubber Chicken: - -> # ,>..>> -->>vV--::??

Dr. Blade: Would you rather trust God who created us in His image, and our natural immune response that has been honed to protect us since our fall from Eden - or would you rather trust Bill Gates and Anthony Fauci? Check your 'news' source on CNN and get back to me. 

Thursday, January 14, 2021

Chattering Teeth Studios Bunker, Bar & Spa is moving south this week


The wife and I are moving about 16 mile south this week. I rented a U-Haul today to move all of the boxes and have a moving company scheduled for Saturday for the big stuff. Unlike last time, this move was desired on my wife and my part as this will get us closer to our grandbabies. We also have always wanted to live in Fenton.

Our current abode has treated us well and was a much needed sanctuary when we moved here in 2010, albeit without options and under duress.  I am not getting any younger and I will not miss these steps in this tri-level. I didn't know then that all of the hardships and stress we suffered 10 years ago would end up being such a blessing. 

Who knows? Maybe the commie bullshit we are suffering through now will be a blessing when we look back on it in 10 years. I told the wife this week that if Texas ends up seceding, we will be moving there the following weekend. 

Hey, we will be 16 miles closer by then, so no big whoop!

Sunday, November 22, 2020

Trump Won

Time for another free flow of consciousness post, complete with punctuation and speelling issues, and maybe a run-on sentence or three, because I am so steaming pissed off and I have no desire to run this through the grammar police. Maybe theses thoughts have already been stated by others. Maybe not. I don't care. These are my thoughts, unfiltered, with no purposeful Biden-like plagiarism. For these are my thoughts. There may be many like it, but this one is mine. My opinion is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My core beliefs without me, are useless. Without my core beliefs, I am useless... So here goes. 

Now I read that Sidney Powell is being sidelined. 

We have heard from talking heads that the shocking charges of fraud that Sidney Powell has been making, culminating in the Thursday briefing, that there were only two things that could be true. Either Powell is a crazy lunatic making baseless charges that massive fraud was in play; OR that proof is offered to the satisfaction of some corrupt judges that would convince them to rightfully overthrow the fake and manufactured election results and thereby result in the re-election of Donald Trump. One or the other must be true, right? Crazy person or prophet. The same is said about Jesus Christ, and He was crucified, so which does that make Him?

Regardless of how this is ultimately scored, Trump won.

"Where's your proof?" With respect to Powell: “She never demonstrated that a single actual vote was moved illegitimately by software from one candidate to another. Not one.” Right, Tucker? For the record, that buffoon is of no relation to me.

Last I knew, Tucker wasn't on the Supreme Court, and otherwise has no standing to make petulant demands for proof. I know inherently that Trump won. My goodness, that dementia-riddled Biden couldn't even fill his 12 large circles at his choreographed 3 minute speeches during his basement campaign (4 minute rallies if you count the time taken up by the two car horns). This is the guy who secured many million more votes than Obama? That he somehow beat Trump when Republicans basically swept the House and kicked Pelosi's ass?

I may have been born on the back of a turnip truck at night, but my momma didn't raise no vegetable.

Is it easier to believe that the election was on the up-and-up, and that Biden won fair and square, or is it easier to believe the the deep state used these Dominion voting machines run with malicious software (coupled with a pile of fake mail-in ballots to provide cover) for the purpose of ensuring this false outcome? We are being asked to disbelieve our lying eyes.
We have been horribly penetrated by hordes of enemies, not only of this country, but enemies of humanity. They are evil incarnate. The deep state has long tentacles. They can seemingly get to anyone. Maybe even me, and would have already if my audience of readers ever eclipses the current "3". Case in point - Powell is being "distanced". 

So if the usurper puppet Biden is installed, what's a patriot to do? Well, what I won't do is sit cross-legged in the street and scream "NOOO!" like that leftist gender-neutral tool we have had so much meme fun with ever since Trump was announced the winner in 2016. What I won't do is wear black pajamas and burn down small businesses, topple offending statues and beat up old people, like a leftist coward. 

No, we patriots will become part of a 80 million strong resistance. There will be no healing, for there is no common ground. Maybe the damage they do to this Republic will be irreparable. But resist we much. We must and we will much about that be committed.
Trump won. He won by a landslide. That's the good news. The bad news is that it is looking increasingly likely that Biden will be inaugurated in January. I haven't given up hope, and I still pray for a Hail Mary that President Trump will defeat the deep state, the criminals at the highest echelons of the State Department, the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, Silicon valley, the fake news, and all of their puppets in the communist democrat party. 

It's a tall order. But our God is Great. All in it's time. Please, Lord. Let the time be now.

Monday, October 26, 2020

Does he know it's Not Christmas? - Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection

 I know many folks have an unwritten rule not allowing Christmas music to be played until after Thanksgiving, so what better time for Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection than before Halloween?

Chattering Teeth Music presents the most confusing collection of Christmas songs ever assembled. Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection - Does he know it's Not Christmas?

"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like a Red Wave (everywhere you go)"

“Silent Election Night (in Biden's Headquarters)”

“Grandpa Got Run Over by the Trump Train"

"Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Lock it Down!"

“O Cry, All Ye Faithful Democrats (Joyless & Defeated)”

Now, for the first time, we bring you all of the great holiday songs you know by heart, unrecognizably stuttered by none other than Sleepy Joe Biden. 

“(There’s No Place Like My Basement) For the Holidays.”

“All I Want For Christmas Is My Short Term Memory"

“Pelosi the Red-Nosed Democrat”

“I Saw Biden Sniffing Santa Claus.”

“Frosty the Basement Window”

“Lunch Box Joe, Did You Know?”

The perfect way to enjoy this holiday season on the threshhold of President Trump's second term. 50 songs on 2 records or 2 8-track cassettes for just $19.95.

“Please, Hunter (Don’t Get high This Christmas).” 

“Up on the Housetop (Basement Ceiling)”

“Rockin' Around the Basement Furnace (Christmas Tree)"

“What Child Is This? (and Who Am I?)” 

“Baby, It’s Cold Upstairs”

Don't miss this opportunity to receive this exclusive collection that can be mumbled by the entire family! Just sent $19.95 plus a $million, billion for shipping, sniffing and handling. 

“Away in the Cellar"

“Jill to the World (Joe's Hot Pocket Is Done)"

"When My Heart Finds My Pop Tart"

“Walking in the Winter Root Cellar"

“It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Day (nap time)"

“Mele Feliz Kalikimaka Navidad”

"White Christmas (You ain't black)

"Blond leg Hairs, Cockroaches floating in the Community Pool"

Looks like a cold cold winter in the Biden basement, so..

C'mon, man! Order now!

Sunday, October 25, 2020

Too Tall Trump

 Is it me, or has Barron had a wicked scary growth spurt?

Saturday, October 24, 2020

Biden's Cold Winter at his Kitchen Table

“It’s not about his family and my family. It’s about your family, and your family’s hurting badly,” he said. “If you’re a middle-class family, you’re getting hurt badly right now. You’re sitting at the kitchen table this morning deciding...

Well, we can’t get new tires, they’re bald, because we have to wait another 4 years or so to run for president again when I'm 104. Are we going to be able to pay the mortgages on the numerous mansions and lake homes when China comes knocking? Who’s going to tell Hunter he can’t go back to Ukraine? 

Thursday, October 22, 2020

Presidential Debate 2020 Halloween Wars

What costume will Joe Biden (a/k/a "Big Guy") wear?