When I read this NY Post story headline with photo .........
I assumed the cause of this traffic jam 's-show' had to be something extraordinarily macabre and frightening...
Aquaman and Game of Thrones actor, Jason Mamoa, had one of the more memorable Super Bowl commercials for Rocket Mortgage last year. I no longer watch woke sports (so I missed the game) but somehow caught this humorous commercial. In it, he gets home and kicks back by taking off his fake muscles and mane. I think the unvaXXed patriots will need a similar disguise for the door nazis in the near future...
Yep, still 98.6 degrees in the shade. Just posting links to a few recent golf videos from my league to make sure this thing still works. To my 4 0r 5 blog buddies, I promise to come around again soon...
Three turkeys, a deer and a feral cat walk into a bar... No, wait... That was me. Sometimes it is difficult concentrating on your golf shot when you are constantly being surreptitiously surveilled by these nosey woodland creatures.
League night start at tee #10 across Lake Walden requires transportation to the dock before loading onto the pontoon. Which Snapper almost lost all of their clubs during this trip?
|“I used to say if I can make an arrangement where I had a stand-in or front-man or front-woman and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats (size petite) looking through the stuff (child porn) and I could sort of deliver the lines while someone was doing all the talking and ceremony, I’d be fine with that because I found the work (the destruction of America) fascinating,” Obama quipped.|
|Asked by a reporter whether the former president had visited the White House and if the two speak, Psaki replied both Obama and Biden have a collegiate relationship undefined by the traditional roles of president and vice president – instead, they are “friends.|
PICTURED: This is not Obama visiting Biden in the White House to give him his marching orders. Rather, it is a scene from the movie Brian's Song, when Chicago Bears football player Gale Sayers (played by Billy Dee Williams) visits his teammate Brian Piccolo (played by James Caan).
That was a great movie. Who can forget that emotional 'speech' scene when Sayers accepts the trophy on behalf of Piccolo, who was in the hospital suffering from dementia.
SAYERS: Brian would like to be here tonight, but everyone knows that you put your dumb uncle in the basement..
PICTURED: An actual photo of Obama coaching Biden in the basement of the WH while Joe gets his nightly transfusion of aborted baby blood to keep the necromantic old fool semi mobile for just one more day...
Reynolds Wrap® Aluminum Foil has been saving time in the kitchen since 1947 - And NOW, thanks to the Biden White House, at the southern border!
The doctor will see you now...
Nose: I'm here for the vaccination.
Dr. Blade: The term 'vaccination' has now been bastardized to apparently mean the act of inserting something foreign into your body for the stated purpose of protecting oneself from a pandemic, but you can still get and spread the disease, you still have to wear several facemasks, and the 'cure' is more likely to kill you than the lab-created coronavirus - but it does make you feel virtuous.
Nose: Doc, are you one of them anti-vaxers?
Dr. Blade: A vaccine has always been defined by the payload of an inoculation, and the payload has always been an agent comprised of particles of inert pathogens meant to illicit a natural and overwhelming immune response to a particular strain of disease. A syringe with a full plunger of strychnine is not necessarily a vaccine. The inoculation, therefore, is simply the delivery system of the payload. Sometimes the payload is a vaccine. Sometimes the payload is an experimental gene-editing agent that turns your immune system into tiny 3d printers that spit out versions of Microsoft Windows 2020.
Nose: But the Covid-19 vaccine...
Dr. Blade: Call it a Chinocculation.
Nose: OK, fine. As I understand it, the Covid-19 Chinocculation is targeted towards the virus that has caused this current pandemic. It actually edits your genes using mRNA to re-write the code in our immune cells, forcing them to churn out spike proteins which are found on the surface of COVID-19. These spike proteins mimic a COVID invasion, and the newly programmed immune cells respond accordingly. They have now 'learned' to look for the spike. VOILA'! The natural immune system has been artificially improved.
Dr. Blade: So what happens when the next much more deadly and virulent strain of the lab-created China virus crashes our party wearing the classic Groucho nose and glasses disguise, successfully hiding from the immune response bodyguards and specifically targeting those that had the earlier version of the Chinocculation?
Rubber Chicken: - -> # ,>..>> -->>vV--::??
Dr. Blade: Would you rather trust God who created us in His image, and our natural immune response that has been honed to protect us since our fall from Eden - or would you rather trust Bill Gates and Anthony Fauci? Check your 'news' source on CNN and get back to me.
The wife and I are moving about 16 mile south this week. I rented a U-Haul today to move all of the boxes and have a moving company scheduled for Saturday for the big stuff. Unlike last time, this move was desired on my wife and my part as this will get us closer to our grandbabies. We also have always wanted to live in Fenton.
Our current abode has treated us well and was a much needed sanctuary when we moved here in 2010, albeit without options and under duress. I am not getting any younger and I will not miss these steps in this tri-level. I didn't know then that all of the hardships and stress we suffered 10 years ago would end up being such a blessing.
Who knows? Maybe the commie bullshit we are suffering through now will be a blessing when we look back on it in 10 years. I told the wife this week that if Texas ends up seceding, we will be moving there the following weekend.
Hey, we will be 16 miles closer by then, so no big whoop!
I know many folks have an unwritten rule not allowing Christmas music to be played until after Thanksgiving, so what better time for Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection than before Halloween?
Chattering Teeth Music presents the most confusing collection of Christmas songs ever assembled. Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection - Does he know it's Not Christmas?
“Silent Election Night (in Biden's Headquarters)”
“Grandpa Got Run Over by the Trump Train"
"Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Lock it Down!"
“O Cry, All Ye Faithful Democrats (Joyless & Defeated)”
Now, for the first time, we bring you all of the great holiday songs you know by heart, unrecognizably stuttered by none other than Sleepy Joe Biden.
“(There’s No Place Like My Basement) For the Holidays.”
“All I Want For Christmas Is My Short Term Memory"
“Pelosi the Red-Nosed Democrat”
“I Saw Biden Sniffing Santa Claus.”
“Frosty the Basement Window”
“Lunch Box Joe, Did You Know?”
The perfect way to enjoy this holiday season on the threshhold of President Trump's second term. 50 songs on 2 records or 2 8-track cassettes for just $19.95.
“Please, Hunter (Don’t Get high This Christmas).”
“Up on the Housetop (Basement Ceiling)”
“Rockin' Around the Basement Furnace (Christmas Tree)"
“What Child Is This? (and Who Am I?)”
“Baby, It’s Cold Upstairs”
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“Away in the Cellar"
“Jill to the World (Joe's Hot Pocket Is Done)"
"When My Heart Finds My Pop Tart"
“Walking in the Winter Root Cellar"
“It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Day (nap time)"
“Mele Feliz Kalikimaka Navidad”
"White Christmas (You ain't black)
"Blond leg Hairs, Cockroaches floating in the Community Pool"
Looks like a cold cold winter in the Biden basement, so..
C'mon, man! Order now!
“It’s not about his family and my family. It’s about your family, and your family’s hurting badly,” he said. “If you’re a middle-class family, you’re getting hurt badly right now. You’re sitting at the kitchen table this morning deciding...
Well, we can’t get new tires, they’re bald, because we have to wait another 4 years or so to run for president again when I'm 104. Are we going to be able to pay the mortgages on the numerous mansions and lake homes when China comes knocking? Who’s going to tell Hunter he can’t go back to Ukraine?
The Communist Debate Commission is planning to mute Trump's mic when Biden is mumbling (or if the president tries to bring up Hunter Biden's laptop proof that Joe is lying and corrupt). I heard a snippet from Dan Bongino stating that Trump should answer by whipping out his own mic. I like that!
In the debate prep scenario above, the cardboard cutout of Joe is performing better than Joe himself.