Thursday, January 14, 2021

Chattering Teeth Studios Bunker, Bar & Spa is moving south this week

 


The wife and I are moving about 16 mile south this week. I rented a U-Haul today to move all of the boxes and have a moving company scheduled for Saturday for the big stuff. Unlike last time, this move was desired on my wife and my part as this will get us closer to our grandbabies. We also have always wanted to live in Fenton.

Our current abode has treated us well and was a much needed sanctuary when we moved here in 2010, albeit without options and under duress.  I am not getting any younger and I will not miss these steps in this tri-level. I didn't know then that all of the hardships and stress we suffered 10 years ago would end up being such a blessing. 

Who knows? Maybe the commie bullshit we are suffering through now will be a blessing when we look back on it in 10 years. I told the wife this week that if Texas ends up seceding, we will be moving there the following weekend. 

Hey, we will be 16 miles closer by then, so no big whoop!



Sunday, November 22, 2020

Trump Won

Time for another free flow of consciousness post, complete with punctuation and speelling issues, and maybe a run-on sentence or three, because I am so steaming pissed off and I have no desire to run this through the grammar police. Maybe theses thoughts have already been stated by others. Maybe not. I don't care. These are my thoughts, unfiltered, with no purposeful Biden-like plagiarism. For these are my thoughts. There may be many like it, but this one is mine. My opinion is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My core beliefs without me, are useless. Without my core beliefs, I am useless... So here goes. 

Now I read that Sidney Powell is being sidelined. 

We have heard from talking heads that the shocking charges of fraud that Sidney Powell has been making, culminating in the Thursday briefing, that there were only two things that could be true. Either Powell is a crazy lunatic making baseless charges that massive fraud was in play; OR that proof is offered to the satisfaction of some corrupt judges that would convince them to rightfully overthrow the fake and manufactured election results and thereby result in the re-election of Donald Trump. One or the other must be true, right? Crazy person or prophet. The same is said about Jesus Christ, and He was crucified, so which does that make Him?

Regardless of how this is ultimately scored, Trump won.

"Where's your proof?" With respect to Powell: “She never demonstrated that a single actual vote was moved illegitimately by software from one candidate to another. Not one.” Right, Tucker? For the record, that buffoon is of no relation to me.

Last I knew, Tucker wasn't on the Supreme Court, and otherwise has no standing to make petulant demands for proof. I know inherently that Trump won. My goodness, that dementia-riddled Biden couldn't even fill his 12 large circles at his choreographed 3 minute speeches during his basement campaign (4 minute rallies if you count the time taken up by the two car horns). This is the guy who secured many million more votes than Obama? That he somehow beat Trump when Republicans basically swept the House and kicked Pelosi's ass?

I may have been born on the back of a turnip truck at night, but my momma didn't raise no vegetable.

Is it easier to believe that the election was on the up-and-up, and that Biden won fair and square, or is it easier to believe the the deep state used these Dominion voting machines run with malicious software (coupled with a pile of fake mail-in ballots to provide cover) for the purpose of ensuring this false outcome? We are being asked to disbelieve our lying eyes.
 
We have been horribly penetrated by hordes of enemies, not only of this country, but enemies of humanity. They are evil incarnate. The deep state has long tentacles. They can seemingly get to anyone. Maybe even me, and would have already if my audience of readers ever eclipses the current "3". Case in point - Powell is being "distanced". 

So if the usurper puppet Biden is installed, what's a patriot to do? Well, what I won't do is sit cross-legged in the street and scream "NOOO!" like that leftist gender-neutral tool we have had so much meme fun with ever since Trump was announced the winner in 2016. What I won't do is wear black pajamas and burn down small businesses, topple offending statues and beat up old people, like a leftist coward. 

No, we patriots will become part of a 80 million strong resistance. There will be no healing, for there is no common ground. Maybe the damage they do to this Republic will be irreparable. But resist we much. We must and we will much about that be committed.
 
Trump won. He won by a landslide. That's the good news. The bad news is that it is looking increasingly likely that Biden will be inaugurated in January. I haven't given up hope, and I still pray for a Hail Mary that President Trump will defeat the deep state, the criminals at the highest echelons of the State Department, the FBI, the CIA, the NSA, Silicon valley, the fake news, and all of their puppets in the communist democrat party. 

It's a tall order. But our God is Great. All in it's time. Please, Lord. Let the time be now.

Monday, October 26, 2020

Does he know it's Not Christmas? - Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection

 I know many folks have an unwritten rule not allowing Christmas music to be played until after Thanksgiving, so what better time for Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection than before Halloween?


Chattering Teeth Music presents the most confusing collection of Christmas songs ever assembled. Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection - Does he know it's Not Christmas?

"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like a Red Wave (everywhere you go)"

“Silent Election Night (in Biden's Headquarters)”

“Grandpa Got Run Over by the Trump Train"

"Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Lock it Down!"

“O Cry, All Ye Faithful Democrats (Joyless & Defeated)”

Now, for the first time, we bring you all of the great holiday songs you know by heart, unrecognizably stuttered by none other than Sleepy Joe Biden. 

“(There’s No Place Like My Basement) For the Holidays.”

“All I Want For Christmas Is My Short Term Memory"

“Pelosi the Red-Nosed Democrat”

“I Saw Biden Sniffing Santa Claus.”

“Frosty the Basement Window”

“Lunch Box Joe, Did You Know?”

The perfect way to enjoy this holiday season on the threshhold of President Trump's second term. 50 songs on 2 records or 2 8-track cassettes for just $19.95.

“Please, Hunter (Don’t Get high This Christmas).” 

“Up on the Housetop (Basement Ceiling)”

“Rockin' Around the Basement Furnace (Christmas Tree)"

“What Child Is This? (and Who Am I?)” 

“Baby, It’s Cold Upstairs”

Don't miss this opportunity to receive this exclusive collection that can be mumbled by the entire family! Just sent $19.95 plus a $million, billion for shipping, sniffing and handling. 

“Away in the Cellar"

“Jill to the World (Joe's Hot Pocket Is Done)"

"When My Heart Finds My Pop Tart"

“Walking in the Winter Root Cellar"

“It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Day (nap time)"

“Mele Feliz Kalikimaka Navidad”

"White Christmas (You ain't black)

"Blond leg Hairs, Cockroaches floating in the Community Pool"

Looks like a cold cold winter in the Biden basement, so..

C'mon, man! Order now!

Sunday, October 25, 2020

Too Tall Trump

 Is it me, or has Barron had a wicked scary growth spurt?



Saturday, October 24, 2020

Biden's Cold Winter at his Kitchen Table

“It’s not about his family and my family. It’s about your family, and your family’s hurting badly,” he said. “If you’re a middle-class family, you’re getting hurt badly right now. You’re sitting at the kitchen table this morning deciding...



Well, we can’t get new tires, they’re bald, because we have to wait another 4 years or so to run for president again when I'm 104. Are we going to be able to pay the mortgages on the numerous mansions and lake homes when China comes knocking? Who’s going to tell Hunter he can’t go back to Ukraine? 

Thursday, October 22, 2020

Presidential Debate 2020 Halloween Wars


What costume will Joe Biden (a/k/a "Big Guy") wear?

Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Will Trump bring his own mic and roadie crew to the debate?

The Communist Debate Commission is planning to mute Trump's mic when Biden is mumbling (or if the president tries to bring up Hunter Biden's laptop proof that Joe is lying and corrupt).  I heard a snippet from Dan Bongino stating that Trump should answer by whipping out his own mic. I like that! 

h/t Bongino!

In the debate prep scenario above,  the cardboard cutout of Joe is performing better than Joe himself.

Monday, October 19, 2020

KAMELA & THE BIG GUY ON THE HOME STRETCH

 Apparently, THE BIG GUY in Hunter's emails who was to receive a 10% cut in a treasonous venture with China is Joe Biden.

But that's none of my business.

Now for something totally unrelated to the politics of the day... a bipartisan animal pic we can all rally around and come together to enjoy.

Made with the Falling Giraffe Meme Generator

Whatever you do, please don't mispronounce Kamela's name.  [<-- WARNING. DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK. THAT"S RACIST]

Saturday, October 17, 2020

Hunter's Hard Drive

 


I can't even count the times this has happened to me.


SHOCKING BREAKING FAKE NEWS UPDATE CHATTERING TEETH EXCLUSIVE!

The legally blind Delaware computer repair shop owner:

“I just don't know what to say, or what I'm allowed to say,” Isaac said. “I know that I saw, I saw stuff. And I was concerned. I was concerned that somebody might want to come looking for this stuff eventually and I wanted it out of my shop.”

According to Rudy Giuliani, We've Only Seen Five Percent of What's on Hunter Biden's Hard Drive

What could be worse than the evidence and emails detailing the meeting "between former Vice President Joe Biden and a top Burisma executive and other "disturbing" items"??? What other stuff could this sicko be hiding?? Just where has he been internet surfing???



 THE END


Friday, October 16, 2020

Jimi Hendrix sings, Hey Quid Pro Joe

 

Hey Joe
I heard you threatened to withhold a loan
To the Ukrainian President, with a Quid Pro Quo
Hey Joe
I heard you brag about that call to Poroshenko
You had him pinned to the ground

Yeah
Yes I did, 
Son of a bitch, he got fired
You know, I caught him messing around, messing around town
Yes I did, he was fired
You know, I caught the prosecutor messing around town
And I gave him the boot
I fired him!


Tuesday, October 6, 2020

Trump's triumphant return

Trump's triumphant return to the White House yesterday could only have been better had he launched his soiled face mask at the Fake News reporters. 





Monday, October 5, 2020

Trumpman


Trump thanks supporters gathered outside of hospital. Gives them a surprise Trumpman signal in the skies over D.C.

Friday, October 2, 2020

Thursday, October 1, 2020

Biting Biden starts to babble

Biting Biden starts to babble

But his banal banter's bitter.

He besmirches with bogus blemish

And insists he'll build back better


Tenacious Trump with testy taunts

Trump tags the teetering twit 

A tirade of truisms tweak the twerp

A trophy winning therapeutic 


Weenie Wallace begins to wangle

Waylays Trump when Biden wobbles

A warranty for the weary weakling 

Weenie Wallace a wonky wally