Thursday, March 25, 2021

Biden's Song

 Last November...

Obama tells Stephen Colbert about his dream of being the puppet master

“I used to say if I can make an arrangement where I had a stand-in or front-man or front-woman and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats (size petite) looking through the stuff (child porn) and I could sort of deliver the lines while someone was doing all the talking and ceremony, I’d be fine with that because I found the work (the destruction of America) fascinating,” Obama quipped.

Aaaand now...

WH Confirms Joe Biden and Barack Obama Regularly Talk, Consult on a ‘Range of Issues’

Asked by a reporter whether the former president had visited the White House and if the two speak, Psaki replied both Obama and Biden have a collegiate relationship undefined by the traditional roles of president and vice president – instead, they are “friends.

PICTURED: This is not Obama visiting Biden in the White House to give him his marching orders. Rather, it is a scene from the movie Brian's Song, when Chicago Bears football player Gale Sayers (played by Billy Dee Williams) visits his teammate Brian Piccolo (played by James Caan).

That was a great movie. Who can forget that emotional 'speech' scene when Sayers accepts the trophy on behalf of Piccolo, who was in the hospital suffering from dementia. 

SAYERS: Brian would like to be here tonight, but everyone knows that you put your dumb uncle in the basement.. 

PICTURED: An actual photo of Obama coaching Biden in the basement of the WH while Joe gets his nightly transfusion of aborted baby blood to keep the necromantic old fool semi mobile for just one more day...

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

keep your immigrants fresh!

Reynolds Wrap® Aluminum Foil has been saving time in the kitchen since 1947 - And NOW, thanks to the Biden White House, at the southern border!

Aluminum Foil can be molded to any shape you like, whether your illegal immigrant is an unaccompanied child or a virus-infected terrorist. You just wrap those swarms in foil to keep them fresh without having to worry about getting a dish back. We call it, wrap and release.

Organize your latest catch!

Foil can also be used to minimize cleanup, and convenient for freezer storage for the high volume of those who die in the processing. No matter, they can still vote democrat.

Q: Do you wrap the immigrant with the shiny side in or out? 

A: Many border cage pitmasters claim that the shiny side of the aluminum foil should face in to reflect the heat back towards the meat. Others swear by radiating the heat away from the leftovers. I guess it would depend on whether you the border of the Arctic circle or the equator.

Q: Should we line the cages with foil and poke fork holes into the foil-wrapped immigrants to allow air flow?

A: Not unless you want sporadic grease fires. Keep them burritos (and burritas) wrapped up tight!

Q: My immigrants are wrinkly!

A: Foil paper creases very easily. In fact, it creases so easily, you often cannot flatten out even a small wrinkle. Line up your hermanos and hermanas edges and crease carefully, or else your entire border will be wrinkled.

Q: I prefer reusable beeswax wrap on my illegal catch.

A: Let us know how that works out for you!

Saturday, March 20, 2021



The doctor will see you now...

Nose: I'm here for the vaccination.

Dr. Blade: The term 'vaccination' has now been bastardized to apparently mean the act of inserting something foreign into your body for the stated purpose of protecting oneself from a pandemic, but you can still get and spread the disease, you still have to wear several facemasks, and the 'cure' is more likely to kill you than the lab-created coronavirus - but it does make you feel virtuous.

Nose: Doc, are you one of them anti-vaxers?

Dr. Blade: A vaccine has always been defined by the payload of an inoculation, and the payload has always been an agent comprised of particles of inert pathogens meant to illicit a natural and overwhelming immune response to a particular strain of disease. A syringe with a full plunger of strychnine is not necessarily a vaccine. The inoculation, therefore, is simply the delivery system of the payload. Sometimes the payload is a vaccine. Sometimes the payload is an experimental gene-editing agent that turns your immune system into tiny 3d printers that spit out versions of Microsoft Windows 2020.

Nose: But the Covid-19 vaccine...

Dr. Blade: Call it a Chinocculation.

Nose: OK, fine. As I understand it, the Covid-19 Chinocculation is targeted towards the virus that has caused this current pandemic. It actually edits your genes using mRNA to re-write the code in our immune cells, forcing them to churn out spike proteins which are found on the surface of COVID-19. These spike proteins mimic a COVID invasion, and the newly programmed immune cells respond accordingly. They have now 'learned' to look for the spike. VOILA'! The natural immune system has been artificially improved.

Dr. Blade: So what happens when the next much more deadly and virulent strain of the lab-created China virus crashes our party wearing the classic Groucho nose and glasses disguise, successfully hiding from the immune response bodyguards and specifically targeting those that had the earlier version of the Chinocculation?

Rubber Chicken: - -> # ,>..>> -->>vV--::??

Dr. Blade: Would you rather trust God who created us in His image, and our natural immune response that has been honed to protect us since our fall from Eden - or would you rather trust Bill Gates and Anthony Fauci? Check your 'news' source on CNN and get back to me.