Thursday, November 25, 2021

The First Thanksgiving, as told to the drunks lining the bar by AOC.

Long before the white dogs came to the United States, the area was inhabited by many Native American tribes. These native people lived in peace and spent their days dancing and singing and planting trees. They didn't pollute the land or water. They didn't own anything and were happy about it. 

One day, a ship called the Mayflower filled with white supremacists and Proud Boys landed somewhere near Kenosha, Wisconsin. 

They immediately began to throw toilet paper at the indigenous people's homes, which is why they call it tee peeing.

Then Chief Thomas Rainwater invited Captain Dutton and the invaders to share in their meal of turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes. 

The mostly peaceful Native Americans waited on the white devils 'hand and moccasin', and for a short time, peace and harmony returned to the pristine land. 

A short time later, the whiteys massacred all of the natives and stole the land. The climate immediately began to change.


Sunday, August 8, 2021

Obama 'S-Show' Continues

 When I read this NY Post story headline with photo .........

I assumed the cause of this traffic jam 's-show' had to be something extraordinarily macabre and frightening...

Saturday, July 10, 2021

Knock, knock. Who's there? VaxNazi. VaxNazi who? C'mon man!


Aquaman and Game of Thrones actor, Jason Mamoa, had one of the more memorable Super Bowl commercials for Rocket Mortgage last year. I no longer watch woke sports (so I missed the game) but somehow caught this humorous commercial. In it, he gets home and kicks back by taking off his fake muscles and mane. I think the unvaXXed patriots will need a similar disguise for the door nazis in the near future...

Monday, July 5, 2021

Just Golfin'

 Yep, still 98.6 degrees in the shade. Just posting links to a few recent golf videos from my league to make sure this thing still works. To my 4 0r 5 blog buddies, I promise to come around again soon...

Beautiful sunset over Lake Walden (followed by a ghastly moon over the pontoon dock)

Three turkeys, a deer and a feral cat walk into a bar... No, wait... That was me. Sometimes it is difficult concentrating on your golf shot when you are constantly being surreptitiously surveilled by these nosey woodland creatures.


League night start at tee #10 across Lake Walden requires transportation to the dock before loading onto the pontoon. Which Snapper almost lost all of their clubs during this trip?

(and who is responsible for loosening the strap?)

Thursday, March 25, 2021

Biden's Song

 Last November...

Obama tells Stephen Colbert about his dream of being the puppet master

“I used to say if I can make an arrangement where I had a stand-in or front-man or front-woman and they had an earpiece in and I was just in my basement in my sweats (size petite) looking through the stuff (child porn) and I could sort of deliver the lines while someone was doing all the talking and ceremony, I’d be fine with that because I found the work (the destruction of America) fascinating,” Obama quipped.

Aaaand now...

WH Confirms Joe Biden and Barack Obama Regularly Talk, Consult on a ‘Range of Issues’

Asked by a reporter whether the former president had visited the White House and if the two speak, Psaki replied both Obama and Biden have a collegiate relationship undefined by the traditional roles of president and vice president – instead, they are “friends.

PICTURED: This is not Obama visiting Biden in the White House to give him his marching orders. Rather, it is a scene from the movie Brian's Song, when Chicago Bears football player Gale Sayers (played by Billy Dee Williams) visits his teammate Brian Piccolo (played by James Caan).

That was a great movie. Who can forget that emotional 'speech' scene when Sayers accepts the trophy on behalf of Piccolo, who was in the hospital suffering from dementia. 

SAYERS: Brian would like to be here tonight, but everyone knows that you put your dumb uncle in the basement.. 

PICTURED: An actual photo of Obama coaching Biden in the basement of the WH while Joe gets his nightly transfusion of aborted baby blood to keep the necromantic old fool semi mobile for just one more day...

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

keep your immigrants fresh!

Reynolds Wrap® Aluminum Foil has been saving time in the kitchen since 1947 - And NOW, thanks to the Biden White House, at the southern border!

Aluminum Foil can be molded to any shape you like, whether your illegal immigrant is an unaccompanied child or a virus-infected terrorist. You just wrap those swarms in foil to keep them fresh without having to worry about getting a dish back. We call it, wrap and release.

Organize your latest catch!

Foil can also be used to minimize cleanup, and convenient for freezer storage for the high volume of those who die in the processing. No matter, they can still vote democrat.

Q: Do you wrap the immigrant with the shiny side in or out? 

A: Many border cage pitmasters claim that the shiny side of the aluminum foil should face in to reflect the heat back towards the meat. Others swear by radiating the heat away from the leftovers. I guess it would depend on whether you the border of the Arctic circle or the equator.

Q: Should we line the cages with foil and poke fork holes into the foil-wrapped immigrants to allow air flow?

A: Not unless you want sporadic grease fires. Keep them burritos (and burritas) wrapped up tight!

Q: My immigrants are wrinkly!

A: Foil paper creases very easily. In fact, it creases so easily, you often cannot flatten out even a small wrinkle. Line up your hermanos and hermanas edges and crease carefully, or else your entire border will be wrinkled.

Q: I prefer reusable beeswax wrap on my illegal catch.

A: Let us know how that works out for you!

Saturday, March 20, 2021



The doctor will see you now...

Nose: I'm here for the vaccination.

Dr. Blade: The term 'vaccination' has now been bastardized to apparently mean the act of inserting something foreign into your body for the stated purpose of protecting oneself from a pandemic, but you can still get and spread the disease, you still have to wear several facemasks, and the 'cure' is more likely to kill you than the lab-created coronavirus - but it does make you feel virtuous.

Nose: Doc, are you one of them anti-vaxers?

Dr. Blade: A vaccine has always been defined by the payload of an inoculation, and the payload has always been an agent comprised of particles of inert pathogens meant to illicit a natural and overwhelming immune response to a particular strain of disease. A syringe with a full plunger of strychnine is not necessarily a vaccine. The inoculation, therefore, is simply the delivery system of the payload. Sometimes the payload is a vaccine. Sometimes the payload is an experimental gene-editing agent that turns your immune system into tiny 3d printers that spit out versions of Microsoft Windows 2020.

Nose: But the Covid-19 vaccine...

Dr. Blade: Call it a Chinocculation.

Nose: OK, fine. As I understand it, the Covid-19 Chinocculation is targeted towards the virus that has caused this current pandemic. It actually edits your genes using mRNA to re-write the code in our immune cells, forcing them to churn out spike proteins which are found on the surface of COVID-19. These spike proteins mimic a COVID invasion, and the newly programmed immune cells respond accordingly. They have now 'learned' to look for the spike. VOILA'! The natural immune system has been artificially improved.

Dr. Blade: So what happens when the next much more deadly and virulent strain of the lab-created China virus crashes our party wearing the classic Groucho nose and glasses disguise, successfully hiding from the immune response bodyguards and specifically targeting those that had the earlier version of the Chinocculation?

Rubber Chicken: - -> # ,>..>> -->>vV--::??

Dr. Blade: Would you rather trust God who created us in His image, and our natural immune response that has been honed to protect us since our fall from Eden - or would you rather trust Bill Gates and Anthony Fauci? Check your 'news' source on CNN and get back to me. 

Thursday, January 14, 2021

Chattering Teeth Studios Bunker, Bar & Spa is moving south this week


The wife and I are moving about 16 mile south this week. I rented a U-Haul today to move all of the boxes and have a moving company scheduled for Saturday for the big stuff. Unlike last time, this move was desired on my wife and my part as this will get us closer to our grandbabies. We also have always wanted to live in Fenton.

Our current abode has treated us well and was a much needed sanctuary when we moved here in 2010, albeit without options and under duress.  I am not getting any younger and I will not miss these steps in this tri-level. I didn't know then that all of the hardships and stress we suffered 10 years ago would end up being such a blessing. 

Who knows? Maybe the commie bullshit we are suffering through now will be a blessing when we look back on it in 10 years. I told the wife this week that if Texas ends up seceding, we will be moving there the following weekend. 

Hey, we will be 16 miles closer by then, so no big whoop!