Friday, June 6, 2014

D Day remembered by a real American President

I sure do miss President Ronald Reagan and the time when men were real men who loved liberty and were willing to fight tyranny, instead of latte-sipping, scarf-wearing effeminate waifs of today.

I will not bother watching or reading any of obama's remarks regarding the valor and bravery of the soldiers who stormed Normandy 70 years ago. Remarks that no doubt were written by somebody else to make it appear that obama actually gives a (blog edit), as he takes smiling selfies in front of the graves of these brave young people. I would rather watch this 30-year-old video of Reagan over and over again of powerful words and true sentiment.

I can almost see the vision of Reagan sitting at his desk in the Oval Office, nobody there to see that he is wearing a pressed suit, a crisp white shirt and tie, as he pens these words with pen and paper, "faith and belief"...

June 6, 1984 Remarks by President Ronald W. Reagan at a ceremony commemorating the 40th anniversary of the Normandy invasion

From the 5 minute mark:
Forty summers have passed since the battle that you fought here. You were young the day you took these cliffs; some of you were hardly more than boys, with the deepest joys of life before you. Yet, you risked everything here. Why? Why did you do it? What impelled you to put aside the instinct for self-preservation and risk your lives to take these cliffs? What inspired all the men of the armies that met here? We look at you, and somehow we know the answer. It was faith and belief; it was loyalty and love.

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Obama be juicin' in Poland

This may be the most hilarious thing I've ever seen.  Leaked video of President Obama apparently working out in the gym of the Marriott Hotel in Warsaw, Poland.

Seriously,  this looks like serious 'roid rage to me.

Hans: Alright, now let's get started. First of all, before you pump, you must warm up or else you'll hurt your muscles. Now, listen hear: we can't make you warm u, that's entirely up to you!

Franz: Yeah. Listen to me now, and believe me later: you know, if you don't think this matters, you know.. maybe we should take a belt to your buttocks muscle until it's all black and blue and swollen!

Hans: Alright, enough talk. All we want to do is..

Together: Pump.. [ clap hands ] up!

Mooshell was also caught in the act also.

Let's Move indeed. UPDATE!!
 The individual thought to have surreptitiously recorded the less-than-flattering video of obama "working out" has been roughed, coughed and sent to Gitmo.

Apparently, obama has a phone, a pen, and now he has some empty jail cells for his real enemies.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

The Courtship of Bergdahl's Father

When I saw this...
All I could think of was this...
The Courtship of Bergdahl's Father
People let me tell you 'bout my best friend,
He's a cold blooded muzlim who'll hate America till the end.
People let me tell you bout my best friend,
He's a one boy cuddly toy, my up, my down, my pride and joy.

Monday, June 2, 2014

Another Unexpected Resignation Rocks The Obama Administration, as Bo the First Family dog steps down

Bo, the Portuguese Water Dog called a press conference in the briefing room this morning to announce he "wanted to go outside", and that he was stepping down from his post as the nation's First dog.

He did not disclose his future plans, other than his immediate plans when he gave Biden the signal to grab the pooper scooper. While Bo wasn't very forthcoming as to the reasons for leaving, it is well documented that obama is a former dog eater which must add additional stress to a First Dog working for a Kenyan-born boss. 
Earlier this week Obama accepted the resignation of VA Sec. Eric Shinseki, followed closely by the surprise departure of White House Press Secretary Jay Carney, who is thought to be leaving to pursue a music career as lead tambourinist in his son's boy band.

Remember, it was just this past March when the White House lost its openly gay pastry chef due to Michelle's "demonic" menu demands. With Bo's departure, one has to question whether Michelle's strict menu restrictions are palatable to even a dog.

Speculation has been heating as to who will replace him. When the president was asked directly if he had a replacement in mind for his favorite departing dog, Obama promised to find a suitable replacement at the shelter. When asked the same question about Jay Carney's replacement, Obama stated, "I thought that's who we were talking about."

It appears to be a mass exodus of fleeing rats from a sinking obama canoe.  Some have even dared to think the unthinkable, that Obama himself may step down after the conclusion of his second term, though house money says he's not going anywhere.

One thing is for certain, this nation cannot go on for a prolonged period without a First Pet being named and filling this vacancy. In a recent poll question asking. "With Bo leaving the First Dog post, what breed would you like to see replace him?" The American public   overwhelmingly selected "a rabid Grizzly" as their first "write in" choice.

For all obama has done for us, I say we surprise him with it.