Monday, October 26, 2020

Does he know it's Not Christmas? - Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection

 I know many folks have an unwritten rule not allowing Christmas music to be played until after Thanksgiving, so what better time for Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection than before Halloween?

Chattering Teeth Music presents the most confusing collection of Christmas songs ever assembled. Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection - Does he know it's Not Christmas?

"It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like a Red Wave (everywhere you go)"

“Silent Election Night (in Biden's Headquarters)”

“Grandpa Got Run Over by the Trump Train"

"Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Lock it Down!"

“O Cry, All Ye Faithful Democrats (Joyless & Defeated)”

Now, for the first time, we bring you all of the great holiday songs you know by heart, unrecognizably stuttered by none other than Sleepy Joe Biden. 

“(There’s No Place Like My Basement) For the Holidays.”

“All I Want For Christmas Is My Short Term Memory"

“Pelosi the Red-Nosed Democrat”

“I Saw Biden Sniffing Santa Claus.”

“Frosty the Basement Window”

“Lunch Box Joe, Did You Know?”

The perfect way to enjoy this holiday season on the threshhold of President Trump's second term. 50 songs on 2 records or 2 8-track cassettes for just $19.95.

“Please, Hunter (Don’t Get high This Christmas).” 

“Up on the Housetop (Basement Ceiling)”

“Rockin' Around the Basement Furnace (Christmas Tree)"

“What Child Is This? (and Who Am I?)” 

“Baby, It’s Cold Upstairs”

Don't miss this opportunity to receive this exclusive collection that can be mumbled by the entire family! Just sent $19.95 plus a $million, billion for shipping, sniffing and handling. 

“Away in the Cellar"

“Jill to the World (Joe's Hot Pocket Is Done)"

"When My Heart Finds My Pop Tart"

“Walking in the Winter Root Cellar"

“It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Day (nap time)"

“Mele Feliz Kalikimaka Navidad”

"White Christmas (You ain't black)

"Blond leg Hairs, Cockroaches floating in the Community Pool"

Looks like a cold cold winter in the Biden basement, so..

C'mon, man! Order now!

Sunday, October 25, 2020

Too Tall Trump

 Is it me, or has Barron had a wicked scary growth spurt?

Saturday, October 24, 2020

Biden's Cold Winter at his Kitchen Table

“It’s not about his family and my family. It’s about your family, and your family’s hurting badly,” he said. “If you’re a middle-class family, you’re getting hurt badly right now. You’re sitting at the kitchen table this morning deciding...

Well, we can’t get new tires, they’re bald, because we have to wait another 4 years or so to run for president again when I'm 104. Are we going to be able to pay the mortgages on the numerous mansions and lake homes when China comes knocking? Who’s going to tell Hunter he can’t go back to Ukraine? 

Thursday, October 22, 2020

Presidential Debate 2020 Halloween Wars

What costume will Joe Biden (a/k/a "Big Guy") wear?

Wednesday, October 21, 2020

Will Trump bring his own mic and roadie crew to the debate?

The Communist Debate Commission is planning to mute Trump's mic when Biden is mumbling (or if the president tries to bring up Hunter Biden's laptop proof that Joe is lying and corrupt).  I heard a snippet from Dan Bongino stating that Trump should answer by whipping out his own mic. I like that! 

h/t Bongino!

In the debate prep scenario above,  the cardboard cutout of Joe is performing better than Joe himself.

Monday, October 19, 2020


 Apparently, THE BIG GUY in Hunter's emails who was to receive a 10% cut in a treasonous venture with China is Joe Biden.

But that's none of my business.

Now for something totally unrelated to the politics of the day... a bipartisan animal pic we can all rally around and come together to enjoy.

Made with the Falling Giraffe Meme Generator

Whatever you do, please don't mispronounce Kamela's name.  [<-- WARNING. DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK. THAT"S RACIST]

Saturday, October 17, 2020

Hunter's Hard Drive


I can't even count the times this has happened to me.


The legally blind Delaware computer repair shop owner:

“I just don't know what to say, or what I'm allowed to say,” Isaac said. “I know that I saw, I saw stuff. And I was concerned. I was concerned that somebody might want to come looking for this stuff eventually and I wanted it out of my shop.”

According to Rudy Giuliani, We've Only Seen Five Percent of What's on Hunter Biden's Hard Drive

What could be worse than the evidence and emails detailing the meeting "between former Vice President Joe Biden and a top Burisma executive and other "disturbing" items"??? What other stuff could this sicko be hiding?? Just where has he been internet surfing???


Friday, October 16, 2020

Jimi Hendrix sings, Hey Quid Pro Joe


Hey Joe
I heard you threatened to withhold a loan
To the Ukrainian President, with a Quid Pro Quo
Hey Joe
I heard you brag about that call to Poroshenko
You had him pinned to the ground

Yes I did, 
Son of a bitch, he got fired
You know, I caught him messing around, messing around town
Yes I did, he was fired
You know, I caught the prosecutor messing around town
And I gave him the boot
I fired him!

Tuesday, October 6, 2020

Trump's triumphant return

Trump's triumphant return to the White House yesterday could only have been better had he launched his soiled face mask at the Fake News reporters. 

Monday, October 5, 2020


Trump thanks supporters gathered outside of hospital. Gives them a surprise Trumpman signal in the skies over D.C.

Friday, October 2, 2020

Thursday, October 1, 2020

Biting Biden starts to babble

Biting Biden starts to babble

But his banal banter's bitter.

He besmirches with bogus blemish

And insists he'll build back better

Tenacious Trump with testy taunts

Trump tags the teetering twit 

A tirade of truisms tweak the twerp

A trophy winning therapeutic 

Weenie Wallace begins to wangle

Waylays Trump when Biden wobbles

A warranty for the weary weakling 

Weenie Wallace a wonky wally