What is this?
A) Google Glass bifocals
B) LGBT-Friendly hand and anklecuffs
C) Swiss Army Keychain
D) Freerider Skatecycle
The good news is, I can get one of these bad boys for only $99.99 on Woot!
The bad news is, I have no desire to break a hip, which I am convinced is guaranteed for anyone over trying this over 25 years of age.