What is this?
A) Google Glass bifocals
B) LGBT-Friendly hand and anklecuffs
C) Swiss Army Keychain
D) Freerider Skatecycle
The good news is, I can get one of these bad boys for only $99.99 on Woot!
The bad news is, I have no desire to break a hip, which I am convinced is guaranteed for anyone over trying this over 25 years of age.
I'm thinking of inventing a device that you wear like shoes with wheels on the soles that allow you to "skate" over hard surfaces.ReplyDelete
you, sir, are a Renaissance man. I just don't think we have that kind of technology at this time.ReplyDelete
In my neck of the woods, an inspired youth will affix a chainsaw engine, with a hand throttle, over size tires with mud grips, and end up in the hospital with something wedged in their butt cheeks.ReplyDelete
Beer will be involved; so will fun. It's all fun, until somebody gets hurt.
Hahaha! But there is beer, right?ReplyDelete