Obama-era documents were recently found at a storage space in the garage of his home in Delaware. The classified Obama-era documents purport to expose Michelle Obama as "Big Mike", a transgendered college choom mate of the ex-president.
Biden told reporters that he was "surprised" to learn that his lawyers found the government documents in his garage. He said he was also "surprised" by the "Snap, Crackle and Pop" his breakfast cereal emitted earlier that morning.
Biden defended storing these highly classified documents in several old coffee cans next to oily rags on a shelf, stating that, "it's not like they're sitting in the street," then leaning in and whispering... "The garage is locked."
Biden is reported to be cooperating fully and completely with the Justice Department's review. Of course, the agent in charge has to wear an Easter Bunny costume in order gain the president's trust.
Danny Ocean: We can rob three Las Vegas casinos simultaneously, but we aren't getting into this garage. It's locked.
"it's not like they're sitting in the street."
FBI agent-in-training, Clarice Starling, was finally able to gain access to the garage by administering a severe hammer blow to the padlock.
After several minutes of rooting around inside, she found what appears to be Joe Biden's Laptop in the glove compartment of his corvette.
Whatever happens with the discovery of these classified documents, at least we can rest assured that the media will cover it fully.
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Thanks. I kept thinking in my head that Bob would have liked this one :)ReplyDelete
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I wonder what ever happened to her.
Yah haven't heard from her in a while.Delete
What the Progressives neglected to explain is how the documents got there in the 1st place, and I haven't seen any proof by way of pictures or videos of the storage regarding documents. And because Biden’s Attorney’s are “Handling “ the Documents doesn’t make it right! Do they hsve Security Clearance? I think not!
As for the TRUMP documents you also neglected to clarify TRUMP was disputing the classification of the documents, along with officials
Yesterday the President's Genius Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre who should be the recipient of the National Medal of Imbeciles announced that the White House will NO LONG SPEAK ABOUT THE CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS.
And Biden’s defenders in the media are rushing to his aid, marking how the two instances “difference,” in Trump’s handling of the Classified Documents, and Biden’s are "not the same" and have “clear distinctions.”
That is so true but not the way the MSM & democrats are trying to spin it
Biden was Vice President whereas Trump was President & had the right & power to declassify all “ classified” documents. Biden as the Vice President, didn’t even have clearance to see, or handle them in ANY WAY!
Secondly, the “Biden lawyers” finding & disclosing these is a complete hoax !
These kinds of manipulations & hoaxes are common practice for the democrats.
There is much more to this story & the actions than that which the democrats are letting on.
There are definitely more sinister & manipulative reasons these documents came to light. I already have my suspicions as to why, but will wait.
The truth will soon unfold, despite strong efforts to hide it
I stopped by Boston Piggy's hatful blog Progressive Disruptions today and noticed Dervish commenting there again… Assface Dervish fits right in with the rest of hate filled group perfectly, especially with Dave Miller!