Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Today's Chattering Teeth Impeachment News Brief Update Thingy

In today's episode of Politicians in Cars getting Cheeseburgers, (click here in case you forgot how the game is played)...

Harvard Law School Professor Alan Dershowitz drives the president to the local drive thru for lunch during a break from the Impeachment trial where the professor absolutely destroyed the democrat's sham charges.

He then made a legal case as to why McDonald's french fries are superior to those from Five Guys, Wendy's, Chick-fil-A, and Shake Shack, and makes a compelling argument that Arby's curly fries are actually unconstitutional and that our founding fathers couldn't even have fathomed such a travesty.

The huge so-called 'bombshell' of the day that got all the fake news media breathless was the news that former National Security Adviser John Bolton is trying to sell a book. Democrats now want him appearing as a witness in hopes that he will testify under oath that he believes Trump is against corruption in all forms, even corruption in plain sight being committed by Joe Biden and his crack whore son, Hunter *gasp*!!

Compromise reached - Michael Bolton to appear under oath before the senate (after John Bolton sings the anthem)

Speaking of Joe Biden, he continues to make hay on the campaign trail (while his senator opponents are tied up with the impeachment farce)...

Stay tuned for more updates as they happen (or at least within the next month or two)


  1. I want to know how you got Al and Don to pose in the car like that.

  2. I had a gopro on my MAGA hat while clutching the windshield wipers as the professor sped down the highway at 90 mph. What I won't do for this blog...

  3. I'm not up to speed on any of this, so thanks for the update. I will say, the last time I tried Wendy's fries (long time ago-over 25 years) they were the worst. They tasted like cardboard.

    I especially like how McDonald's tricked vegans into eating their fries that were dipped in some sort of meat juice for flavor. And where the heck did those vegans think the grease or lard or whatever it was came from - trees? lol

    btw - My first conventional job at 15 (I was a prostitute at 11) was working the french fry bin at the McDonald's. I can be called as an expert witness in these matters.

  4. lol THAT'S WHY you are so good at poetry - I was lugging newspapers at 11.