Harvard Law School Professor Alan Dershowitz drives the president to the local drive thru for lunch during a break from the Impeachment trial where the professor absolutely destroyed the democrat's sham charges.
He then made a legal case as to why McDonald's french fries are superior to those from Five Guys, Wendy's, Chick-fil-A, and Shake Shack, and makes a compelling argument that Arby's curly fries are actually unconstitutional and that our founding fathers couldn't even have fathomed such a travesty.
The huge so-called 'bombshell' of the day that got all the fake news media breathless was the news that former National Security Adviser John Bolton is trying to sell a book. Democrats now want him appearing as a witness in hopes that he will testify under oath that he believes Trump is against corruption in all forms, even corruption in plain sight being committed by Joe Biden and his crack whore son, Hunter *gasp*!!
Compromise reached - Michael Bolton to appear under oath before the senate (after John Bolton sings the anthem)
Speaking of Joe Biden, he continues to make hay on the campaign trail (while his senator opponents are tied up with the impeachment farce)...
Stay tuned for more updates as they happen (or at least within the next month or two)