Aquaman and Game of Thrones actor, Jason Mamoa, had one of the more memorable Super Bowl commercials for Rocket Mortgage last year. I no longer watch woke sports (so I missed the game) but somehow caught this humorous commercial. In it, he gets home and kicks back by taking off his fake muscles and mane. I think the unvaXXed patriots will need a similar disguise for the door nazis in the near future...
In my neck of the woods, even the bravest of wandering salesmen will avoid visiting. This leaves the incredibly stupid to accomplish the task of trying to sell a product that can clabber your blood. I have a feeling we'll find the reports of the unfortunate numerous, and sometimes humorous.ReplyDelete
now that you frame it that way, I can't see a gender-confused blue hair going door to door in rural Texas with a clip board.Delete
I'm having a hard time seeing them doing this. Plus it's stupid. Much more effective ways to do this, except maybe they're not actually legal.ReplyDelete
Anyways, we never answer the door for any reason.
Knock, knock.... (silence) I am looking for a Mr Kid, is he at home? (silence) He won the Publisher's Clearing House drawing and I have a large 6-figure cardboard check to deliver... (silence) Candygram?... (silence) I found a little kitty cat in the tree by the road [door opens - quick needle jab in right arm] Thank you for your cooperation.Delete
If they knock, it may be THEY who lose an arm.ReplyDelete
you're probably right, but it is almost shocking for them to say even the idea out loud (if I had any shock potential left, which I don't)... Instead they will continue to move the vax needle (pun intended) with forced inoculations of school children (no parental consent requird) and strong-arming companies to make this shot a requirement for employment... that should get another 15%...Delete
Apparently, Mr. DaBlade and the Tucson Kid haven’t figured it out yet — so let me lend a hand. The CDC just ordered in 20,000 Barrett M107A2 vax rifles capable of shooting a 12.7mm vaccine nearly a mile at 2,792 feet per second and the M1Z2 Fauci General Dynamics Vax-Tank capable of not only inoculating Mr. & Mrs. Da Blade and Mr. & Mrs. Tucson Kid, but all their cats and all of their neighbors at the same time. Once fired, the Vax-Tank propels vaccine at ludicrous speed, so you never hear it coming — which, of course, is something to think about while you’re addressing the ball on an approach shot.ReplyDelete
Now Mr. Bonderenka, on the other hand, does have a clue. Hardly anyone knew this until now, but at any given moment, there are 25 fully autonomous i-Bonderenkas running around, so not even the White House situation room knows where the real Bonderenka is. But according to the White House website and CDC briefings on the Weather Channel, there is a plan to nail Mr. Bonderenka. The WH and CDC are working on the development of a Vax-EMP 20 megaton vaccine designed to stop all the i-Bonderenkas in the upper and lower hand.
Personally, I’m not sweating any of this crap because, well, my real name is Carlos the Jackal, and no one will ever find me. Oh, the guy in a French prison is a prototype of the i-Brundage. Ha Ha Ha. Stupid French government. Plus, the only way I would show up for a Vaxx is if it was super Cialis vaccine guaranteed to provide ... well, you know ... for 50 years. Of course, it would be hard to fit me into a casket, but hey ... that won’t be my problem and it would make for an interesting funeral.
I missed your brain (which I always assumed was an AI white hat bot sprung from a super computer under a mole hill in Area 51 and a half). I was not aware of the vax rifles technology in the hands of Mister Fauci. My advantage is that Democrats are horrible aims (and I have developed a nervous tic that makes me a constant moving target).Delete
I also learned here of the exitance of the army of i-Bonderenkas. This explains a lot. For example, how he can be doing a live radio show while at the same time tooling down the St Clair in his multi-million dollar yacht and eating at his favorite Ypsi restaurant at the same time.
As for the anticipated posthumous rigidity, I would recommend you hire a fleet of engineers to erect a Washington monument replica painted with rainbow colors (so the roving bands of mindless college grads don't topple it)
I don't appreciated the breach of security.Delete
I thought I had directed I-Bonderenka(25) to respond to this.Delete
He will be dealt with appropriately.
Garbage in -- Garbage out, Ed+clones. You should know that by now. Nanu-Nanu.Delete
Hilarious! I want to know how Bonderenka's going to deal appropriately with 1-Bonderenka?!!ReplyDelete