Schizophrenic locked up after beheading London woman
A 25-year-old six-foot-tall cage fighter beheaded an 82-year-old woman with a machete during a 45-minute rampage through London back gardens was on Tuesday found not guilty of murder (because):
A) The elderly woman was wearing a shawl with the confederate flag emblem.
B) He was making change for a $140 item on e-bay after receiving payment with a newly minted 'Islamic Dinar' coin worth $139. Have a penny, take a penny?
C) He believed in strict gun control laws.
D) He believed she was Nazi leader Adolf Hitler.
E) In "Progressive World," these could all be equally true.