Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Wednesday Pop Quiz

Schizophrenic locked up after beheading London woman

A 25-year-old six-foot-tall cage fighter beheaded an 82-year-old woman with a machete during a 45-minute rampage through London back gardens was on Tuesday found not guilty of murder (because):

A) The elderly woman was wearing a shawl with the confederate flag emblem.

B) He was making change for a $140 item on e-bay after receiving payment with a newly minted 'Islamic Dinar' coin worth $139.  Have a penny, take a penny?

C) He believed in strict gun control laws.

D) He believed she was Nazi leader Adolf Hitler.

E) In "Progressive World," these could all be equally true.


Ed Bonderenka said...

E. for 100 Alex.

cube said...

E. When they came for the Stars & Bars we did nothing... the Stars and Stripes is next.

Sparky said...

E ~ All the above. This has become such a scary place. Glad I live in a part of the world where we are still armed and ready.

DaBlade said...

Poll now closed. A toy chattering teeth windup toy in the mail to our winners!

Z said...

Since when did killing by BEHEADING become so normal?

I want a windup toy, darn it :-(