Tuesday, February 5, 2019

Ginsburg Would be Resuscitated If That’s What the President Desired

What if Ruth Bader Ginsberg actually shows for President Trump's SOTU speech tonight?

What if she predictably falls asleep?

What if the president then adlibs the words Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam recently used regarding babies and applies them to The Despicable RBG?

“If RBG is napping... the Justice would be laid on a stainless steel gurney. The Justice would be kept comfortable. The Justice would be resuscitated if that’s what the President and the nation that elected him desired, and then a discussion would ensue between Sean Hannity and the president."

In other news... 
Ginsburg makes 1st public appearance since cancer surgery

Experts now claim that it was actually a life sized and animated Ruth Bader Ginsburg Action Figure.

"The dead give-away was the fact that she walked perfectly erect and was not bent over and shuffling like the old crone," said an anonymous source. "She seemed to enunciate and there was no drool on her chin from any recent narcoleptic naps..."


  1. Like you I suspect Ruth Buzzard Ginsberg has entered the double secret Weekend at Bernies' phase of operation. John Roberts will deliver her decisions claiming RBG is texting them to him over a secret channel.