Sunday, September 22, 2019

Bongo Joe "behind the gym"

"Bongo" Joe Biden threatens to beat Trump "like a drum".

What is it with Joe Biden's threats of violence against Donald Trump?

"Bongo" Joe has a long history of making threats of physical violence against this president. Remember back in 2016 when he said, "If we were in high school, I'd take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him".

A year later, he doubled down on his physical threats. “The idea that I’d be intimidated by Donald Trump? ... He’s the bully that I’ve always stood up to. He’s the bully that used to make fun when I was a kid that I stutter, and I’d smack him in the mouth.”

"Oh, just trust me, I would kick his ass. He'd be easy," Trump has said.

This Chattering Teeth reporter has used Justice Kavanaugh's Frat House Time Machine (made from a car battery, jumper cables and spare beer kegger taps) to go back in time to peek in on Donald J Trump and his visit to the puny Bongo Joe Biden at his locker in order to collect his lunch money.


  1. Two words Joey - "You're either doing it or talking about it".

    I can project this guy back to high school age and it's clear he'd be a little girly boy that anyone could beat him up.

  2. We know he was dumb as dirt his whole life. Lunch bucket Joe never had a real job in his entire life.