SEAL TEAM SUPER MAGA BROS USE SCARY RED FLAG AS T.P.!
Iran 'retaliates' for President Trump killing their top terrorist, Kasey Kasem SoulManie by raising a scary red flag on some rounded, phallic-looking building, and predictably the journalists are terrified.
Obviously, the scary red flag reminded me of the hours (days/weeks) I spent playing Super Mario Bros games. The red flags were special level-ending goals. Just jump and grab, and on to the next level.
As for the dead terrorist, SoulManie - let's take a moment to celebrate his removal with this tribute...