It was believed to be a record that couldn't be broken, but yesterday it was.
No, nobody consumed more than 83 hot dogs in 10 minutes. That record still stands, and Joey Chestnut is still the hot dog-eating GOAT (for now).
I'm referring to the NHL record for most goals scored. Wayne Gretzky, also known as "The Great One", scored his 894th and final goal of his career in 1999. Yesterday, Alex Ovechkin scored his 895 goal - So I wrote this Haiku:
Alex Ovechkin
Passes Gretzky for most goals
Wayne now "The Good One"
I have scoured the news feeds and I can't find any comment from Ovechkin as to his future plans and whether there is any truth to the rumor that he is now planning to go after Joey Chestnut's record as "The Gurd One". Stay tuned for updates...
Remember when Home Depot had convenient hot dog stands by the exit door? I do - So I wrote this Haiku:
Home Depot hot dogs
Joyful memories now gone
Stands closed since covid
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