Monday, November 10, 2008

Obama influencing baby names


The recent election of Barack Obama is apparently influencing new baby names:
Hollywood, Fla. — Barack Obama may have a “funny name,” as he once said — but it might just catch on among the nation’s newborns.

A Florida couple became among the country’s first to bestow it on their child, even before most news outlets had declared the Illinois senator the president-elect.

Sanjae Obama Fisher was born at 8 p.m. at Hollywood’s Memorial Regional Hospital to Patrick and Sasha Hall Fisher.
And in the spirit of following the example of their Messiah-Elect, "Barack '?' Obama", they are insisting to family members not to EVER mention Sanjae's middle name.

The iht says:
There have been other presidential naming trends in the past century, according to Social Security Administration data. Franklin jumped to No. 33 in 1933, up from No. 147 in 1931. Dwight surged in the 1950s and Lyndon in the 1960s. Theodore hit its peak in the first decade of the 20th century.

"Honoring new presidents with baby namesakes used to be an American tradition," said Laura Wattenberg, author of "The Baby Name Wizard."
Unlike years past though, it may take awhile for this trend to gather steam (what with Obama's "pro-infanticide" tendencies). Babies actually making it out alive to see their first birthday will become rarer and rarer. But occasionally, just like a few salmon are successfull in sneaking past the anglers and the bears feeding in the stream, some babies will actually still be born. These lucky few will need names.

The most popular baby names from the previous two Democrat presidents of "Lewinsky", "Impeachment", and "Malaise" will certainly be replaced now with The One's election. I predict it won't be long before these names start to appear:

Taxandspender Jones

Marxist Smith, but people call him "Marxie".

Infanticide Johnson, "Infanty" for short.

Spreadthewealthius Bartholomew II.

ACORN Fraud Brown.


Other popular first names:SenatorGovernment, PresidentGovernment, Arrogant, Elitist, Lier, Billofgoods, Disillusioned, Misery, Nowwe'vedoneit, Destitute, Surrender, Retreat, Inflationary, Unemployed, impecunious, penurious, and Tohellinahandbasket.

6 comments:

  1. People will be steeped in beast worship and they will wake up when it's too late. Not all that glitters is gold.

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  2. Sometimes baby names are from famous people but it is quite not good to name to our babies because it will be a start of funny things with others to our child.

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  3. Maybe Kerry Washington will name her baby Baraca.

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  4. Name your son Ben Ghazi in honor of Obama.

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  5. dmarks, what's up my Michigan brutha!? I'd stop by but you have me closed out. Probably not the worst choice you've ever made :) Happy New Years!!

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  6. As Thanksgiving is only a few weeks away, once again it’s a great time to reflect on what we have and to be thankful for, rather than what we are pissed off about, In these past Eleven months for many, sadly there has not been much for us to be Happy about, And even less Happy when we think about the past 2 years when so many of us lost Loved Ones, and lost businesses, unemployment, we went through so many harsh restrictions with no basis in science, and no need to have done such as worry about Shutting Down all of our Restaurants, Stores, Hair Salons, Gyms, the Supply Chain Issues, Open Borders and the Uncontrolled Entrees of “Illegal Refugees” who are draining what little we have to offer our own Citizens, the Rising Crime in our Towns, and Cities, and Sanctuary Cities, Rioting, Looting, the indoctrinating of our Kids in Our Schools, Labeling Our Citizens as “Domestic Terrorists”. Many of us have not had the luxury of working from home, affording the never -ending Rising Costs of Groceries, Gas and Other Essential Items, the need to be constantly keeping tighter tabs on what exactly their kids are being taught. Many of us have NOT had the Luxury of being able to live in Gated Communities that are free of the rising crime brought on by being soft on crime legislation and the influx of illegals and so called refugees from third world countries. Many of our Citizens lost their family business due to double standards while the liquor store and abortion clinics were open. Many risked COVID exposure to stock their shelves, take out our trash, deliver our mail, serve us in restaurants, etc. And even to work in Hospitals. They continue to struggle to afford basic necessities due to the ever rising costs in Joe Biden’s economy. They had to struggle to balance work and having their kids learn from home as they can’t afford to miss work but needed childcare unlike the many who were able to work from home..
    However, even in those darker times, there can still be things to be thankful for, and it’s not always about being thankful for things, but rather the values we were raised with, opportunities we still have, our ability to get through tougher times. . In many ways, we as conservatives, are privileged. Not in the way the Left likes to define it,, but in our values, our ideals and our drive to make this country Great again. Great as it was only 10-11 months ago.
    Regardless of what jobs we have, and whatever we had to do, we did it. And we faced whatever it took this past year and the year before. So, I am thankful for having my friends and family who went through this mess, and Let us hope that the country becomes Great Once Again, and that we get rid of this PLAGUE and be the Best in the World once again. And at the same time get Rid of this Commie Administration that is ruining this Great Nation.

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