Monday, April 29, 2019


Chattering Teeth News - Hillary's Avatar joins an already crowded Democrat freak show candidate stage in the  latest futile attempt to get the ultimate Unobtainium - namely, the White House in 2020. While Hillary is not a paraplegic marine, her cankles are not what they used to be, and those coughing fits have gotten progressively worse.

Therefore, in an underground  science lab far, far away, Bill Nye directs Hillary's ruined body into a Matrix-like pod that links her consciousness to a huge 500-lb blue alien Na'Vi. The good news is that no alterations will be required for Hillary's fleet of colorful campaign trail pantsuits.

(Spoiler Alert: Trump wins in the end) ANother 4 years of cry-o-sleep for the democrat fruitcakes.


  1. Looks like her. The beast is gonna run. You heard it here first.

  2. How am I supposed to sleep tonight after that!
    Lotsa Nyquil....