Joe Biden makes it official and formally announces he is running for president in 2020. Of course, Joe Biden is so old, he will make it official by formally announcing his plan to run for president again tomorrow.
Joe Biden is so old, even Ruth Bader Ginsburg's body-double is insisting on proof of life.
Joe Biden is so old, he actually robbed Peter to pay Paul.
Joe Biden is so old, his social security number is 7.
Joe Biden is so old, his first job was a papyrus route.
Just kidding. Lunch Pail Joe never had a real job.