BLOG NARRATOR: Ever since he resigned as Secretary of Defense last December, James 'Mad Dog' Mattis has been President Trump's wheelman and impromptu valet, whether he needs a driver for a getaway golf round and weekend getaway in Mar-a-Lago or for late-night fourth meal runs. Let's peek in...
Mad Dog: Mr. President, your National Security Advisor, John Bolton, is on the phone.
Trump: If he wants me to bring him a Happy Meal, tell him he's too late. But we will be going through the drive thru at Chick-fil-A... 12 piece nuggets?
Mad Dog: He says there is intelligence that Iran is Threatening American Interests.
Trump: Put him on speaker.
Bolton: Mr President, there is not a pallet of cash large enough for me to get on the current "speaker". Speaking of that, what do you want to do? The former president would bow repeatedly and load pallets of cash and send to the Iranian regime. Or choice B would entail deploying the USS Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group and a bomber task force to the U.S. Central Command region for a little more "flexibility".
BLOG NARRATOR: WILL TRUMP PULL AN OBAMA AND SURRENDER? WILL TRUMP ALLOW IRAN TO CAPTURE US OUR SAILORS AND HOLD THEM PRISONER TO HUMILIATE THIS PRESIDENT LIKE THEY DID TO THE LAST ONE? WILL TRUMP IGNORE IRAN'S CULPABILITY FOR HAMAS ROCKET ATTACKS INTO ISRAEL AND IN FACT BLAME ISRAEL LIKE THE DEMOCRATS DO? WILL TRUMP OPT FOR NUGGETS OR A SPICY CHICKEN SANDWICH AT CHI-FIL-A?
Tune in next time. Same random blog-time, same blog-channel.
One carrier group, coming up!ReplyDelete
Rading through this one caused me to wonder if DJT has Mattis on some double secret under cover mission...ReplyDelete
Well, I can't wait to find out what happens here. Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy !
Here's an odd prediction: When we do some military action in Iran, the two moslem chicks in Congress smuggle automatic weapons into Congress and do a Columbine on the place during the vote for the Green New Dealorama with Socialism Sauce and Communism Crab Legs.
OK Ed, I got ya down for the carrier group. I'm guessing that you don't expect this president to allow Iran to humiliate them like the formwer one did? I don't want to assume, soooo...ReplyDelete
Kid, "the two moslem chicks in Congress " - Whoa! I hadn't thought of that! I thought that was funny for about a millisecond until I realized THAT's a real threat.
We have to wait for the final answer since Mad Dog keeps pulling over so Trump can jump out of the car and kick a bunch of antifa as$. He likes to grab them by their manbuns on the top of their heads and violently pull down towards his thrusting right knee for a satisfying crack. Pull over Mad Dog! There's another herd of code pinkers!
Reality is unreal these days Jerry! keep praying!:)ReplyDelete