Saturday, August 15, 2020

Today's Chattering Teeth Science Headlines

This is NOT an X-ray of Joe Biden's skull, but rather that of a fish head that shows a vampire parasite masquerading as the fish's living tongue. (yep, it's a thing)


If at first blush you assumed it was an x-ray of Joe Biden's skull, you can be excused for this common error. In fact, the similarities are frightening.

On one hand, you have an unfortunate host who has had it's tongue devoured and replaced in the still-living victim by a buglike isopod, also known as a tongue biter or tongue-eating louse (but his friends call him George Soros). 

This other photo is just some fish with a crustacean for a tongue.


What is still not yet known is whether the fish with the hitchhiking sea monkey tongue that is putting words in the fish's mouth will just be a figurehead for the radical left.

(if you stand at the top of the stairs leading to the Biden's basement, you might hear Joe singing a tune...)

Under the sea

Under the sea

Darling it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me

Up on the shore they work all day

Out in the sun they slave away

While we devotin'

Full time to floatin'

Under the sea

and just because we have displayed this picture of a man with no functioning brain, here is a picture of a man with two brains.


In other science news:

A world-renowned climate scientist who predicted 40 years ago that we only had 20 years left before the ice caps were completely melted- was killed by ice in Greenland.


Who is DaBlade, and why should I believe everything he says?: I am a dedicated part-time independent self-proclaimed Scientolomologist and self-described world renowned leader in sciency stuff. I think I probably have a much higher science IQ than you do. The first year of my blog I decided I didn’t want to be a blogmaster and ended up in the bottom two-thirds of the internet and then decided I wanted to stay and went back to the internet and in fact ended up in the top half of my blog class. I am self-taught and went to home school in my basement on a full academic scholarship. I won the international Woot-court competition. I was the outstanding student in the photoshop'd meme department (as an undergraduate). I graduated with three degrees from undergraduate home school and I’d be delighted to sit back and compare my IQ to yours if you’d like, Frankly. Of course, that may all be damnable lies, but who's paying attention?


10 comments:

  1. That flesh eating louse starts with the tongue, works its way into the brain, and the unfortunate victim becomes a Democrat.

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    1. That explains a lot, actually. The fish heads.

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  2. You have put a smile on my face. Thank you.

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    1. Thanks :) It's my job and I have been falling down of late. I still get up early, but instead of starting the day with coffee and blog buffoonery - I get right to work. The real estate market is crazy right now but you already know that.

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  3. When I saw that first X-Ray, I thought, "That looks like Biden with the little alien that controls the old decrepit body, that would otherwise turn to dust."

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    1. Haha! The fish head on auto pilot would make a much finer president than slow Joe.

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  4. That cannot be Joe's skull because there's far too much IN it :-)

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    1. Good catch. and if it was an xray of Joe, you'd see the skeletal hand in back of his head of the one who is pulling the levers.

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  5. I love the ice accident. I hope he was dancing to rap and thinking about all the different genders when it happened.

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    1. I knew you'd like that one. It is a true story but I just forgot to link to it. just another covid related death.

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