|(CNN)Residents in the path of Hurricane Harvey are venting over how they feel about the looming storm through messages left on their boarded-up homes and businesses.|
"GO HOME HARVEY YOU'RE DRUNK!"
"KISS OFF HARVEY"
and then this beauty...
And now this...
Dear liberals, leftists, progressives, marxists, democrat-socialist numbnuts, transgenders, illegals, antifa a##holes, BLMers and the rest of your ilk -
DON'T MISS THIS CHANCE to take advantage of ALL THE FREE STUFF that is RIGHTFULLY YOURS for the taking!!! THAT'S RIGHT! All the evil capitalists are vacating all their beach-front businesses and just LEAVING ALL THEIR STUFF behind. Just remove the plywood on the doors or windows and HELP YOURSELF! Self serve re-distribution = democrat-socialism. BIG DIFFERENCE!
Oh, but don't forget to put on those special climate glasses you used for last week's eclipse and stand on the beach as Harvey comes ashore. You don't want to be looking directly at that sucker without eye protection.
Once the show is over, just float back to yo crib using your stolen TV set or couch cushions as a floatation device!
BONUS: How to make a Harvey Wallbanger:
a Harvey Wallbanger is a mixed drink that I think has something to do with OJ Simpson liquored-up on Vodka and wielding a screwdriver. According to an exhaustive 2-minute google search, these drinks also include something called, "Galliano". I don't know what that is, but it sounds too much like Galileo, who I think was some alt-right white supremacist climate denier, so you don't want any of that stuff.
Here's hoping all the folks of good will in the great state of Texas stay safe.