I know many folks have an unwritten rule not allowing Christmas music to be played until after Thanksgiving, so what better time for Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection than before Halloween?
Chattering Teeth Music presents the most confusing collection of Christmas songs ever assembled. Sleepy Joe's Holiday Collection - Does he know it's Not Christmas?
“Silent Election Night (in Biden's Headquarters)”
“Grandpa Got Run Over by the Trump Train"
"Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Lock it Down!"
“O Cry, All Ye Faithful Democrats (Joyless & Defeated)”
Now, for the first time, we bring you all of the great holiday songs you know by heart, unrecognizably stuttered by none other than Sleepy Joe Biden.
“(There’s No Place Like My Basement) For the Holidays.”
“All I Want For Christmas Is My Short Term Memory"
“Pelosi the Red-Nosed Democrat”
“I Saw Biden Sniffing Santa Claus.”
“Frosty the Basement Window”
“Lunch Box Joe, Did You Know?”
The perfect way to enjoy this holiday season on the threshhold of President Trump's second term. 50 songs on 2 records or 2 8-track cassettes for just $19.95.
“Please, Hunter (Don’t Get high This Christmas).”
“Up on the Housetop (Basement Ceiling)”
“Rockin' Around the Basement Furnace (Christmas Tree)"
“What Child Is This? (and Who Am I?)”
“Baby, It’s Cold Upstairs”
Don't miss this opportunity to receive this exclusive collection that can be mumbled by the entire family! Just sent $19.95 plus a $million, billion for shipping, sniffing and handling.
“Away in the Cellar"
“Jill to the World (Joe's Hot Pocket Is Done)"
"When My Heart Finds My Pop Tart"
“Walking in the Winter Root Cellar"
“It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Day (nap time)"
“Mele Feliz Kalikimaka Navidad”
"White Christmas (You ain't black)
"Blond leg Hairs, Cockroaches floating in the Community Pool"
Looks like a cold cold winter in the Biden basement, so..
C'mon, man! Order now!