Obamabortionist

From Hot Air, "There are a lot of things above Obama’s “pay grade”"

"Let's deal with abortion... 40 million abortions. At what point does a baby get human rights in your view?" [video]

The Obama: Well, I think that whether you are looking at it from a theological perspective or a scientific perspective, answering that question with specificity, you know, is above my pay grade.

But let me just speak more generally about the issue of abortion because this is something obviously the country wrestles with. One thing that I’m absolutely convinced of is there is a moral and ethical content to this issue. So I think that anybody who tries to deny the moral difficulties and gravity of the abortion issue I think is not paying attention. So that would be point number one.

But point number two, I am pro-choice. I believe in Roe v. Wade and come to that conclusion not because I’m pro abortion, but because ultimately I don’t think women make these decisions casually. They wrestle with these things in profound ways, in consultation with their pastors or spouses or their doctors and their family members.
And so for me, the goal right now should be — and this is where I think we can find common ground and by the way I have now inserted this into the democrat party platform is how do we reduce the number of abortions because the fact is that although we’ve had a president who is opposed to abortions over the last eight years, abortions have not gone down.

So Obama basically states that he doesn't know the answer - admits that there are "moral difficulties" (presumably with the stack of 40+ million dead baby carcasses), but ultimately he errs on the side of a woman's right to convenience.

But mister "common ground" thinks that we all can come together and agree that we should "reduce the number of abortions". Well why the hell should we! Based on your logic, you seem to be saying that we should increase a woman's inconvenience.

Wrong again Obama. We CANNOT agree that we should limit the number of abortions performed. At least I can't. It's simple, really. It's an all or nothing deal. There is no acceptable limit to the height of the stack of dead babies piled at the unholy altar of Roe v Wade. Would Obama have negotiated an acceptable number of Jews that Hitler was allowed to gas?

That's why we are watching you very closely McCain. If you take the base for granted by selecting a "pro kill" running mate, your presidential ambitions will be sucked down the drain like so much unwanted "tissue mass".

Family crisis. see ya in a few.

Deploy Michael Phelps to the Strait of Hormuz immediately

So this morning was like any other morning for me. For breakfast I ate three fried egg sandwiches with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions, and mayo; one five-egg omelet; a bowl of grits; three slices of French toast with powdered sugar; three chocolate chip pancakes; and two cups of coffee.

I guess I'm never really that hungry in the morning.

So Michael Phelps won his sixth gold medal yesterday, huh? He ought to be deployed to the Strait of Hormuz immediately! Just mount a camera on his head and send him out to keep an eye on that Mahmoood Ahkmadena-dude fella in Iran. Or maybe strap a Patriot missile on his back to take out any rogue missile firings from Iran. Problem solved.

As for Putin, what could he possibly have been thinking? It's clear that his goal includes far more than just gobbling up Georgia. But with our new missile defense deal with Poland, maybe Putin will reconsider. Or maybe not. What should be clear to him though is that there is a cost involved with his decision-making. Unlike a scenario with a president Obama, who would simply respond with rhetoric and assigning moral equivalence to Russia's aims to ours in Iraq, and blaming America first.

Or maybe a president Barry would simply hide out in Hawaii every crisis.

So I'm still left wondering why Putin didn't wait to see how this next election turned out. After all, It's roughly 50-50 between The Barack and that wrinkly, white-haired dude.

AS MY STOMACH TURNS

World's tallest woman dies in Indiana at age 53.
...and was laid to rest in Indianapolis. and Columbus. And Pittsburgh. Ba dum bum! Get it? I make a joke because she was tall... OK, just forget it.

I do hope that last story has nothing to do with this one: Bigfoot Trackers Say They've Got a Body: "Two Northern California men and two Georgians say they've got a body, a photo and DNA evidence pertaining to the elusive forest-dwelling man-ape." They have released THIS PHOTO

I have no idea why the unabomber gets a dubious nod on this blog two days in a row (or why I always think of Al Gore in flannel every time I hear Teddy K's name).

In WORLD NEWS:
Putin on the Ritz!

And in LOCAL NEWS:
Flint police will soon be riding Segways while chasing baggy pants offenders through downtown streets. New Flint crime fighting tools: Segways
"the Segways should be a common sight downtown from about 7:45 a.m. to 3 a.m. Mondays through Fridays. Don't expect many police chases from the Segways though. They top out at 12 1/2 miles per hour... "
Well that ought to put the fear of The Don in the criminals and PUT A STOP TO THIS.

And now back to your favorite daytime soap opera, AS MY STOMACH TURNS. A continuing saga on the John Edwards - love child scandal (I can't seem to get enough of this). Let's recap the last episode:
We learn from the National Enquirer that John Edwards was sexually involved with Rielle (Hunter) when she (Hunter) became pregnant. Edwards repeatedly denied he is the baby's father and is willing to take a paternity test. Meanwhile, swarms of reporters are shouting "Who's your daddy?" at the tiny bundle in Reille "on the hunt" Hunter's arms, as she leaves her multi-million dollar home that she financed in earnings from her day job as a camera woman (harrumph!). Hunter says no to a paternity test for John Edwards (so the check doesn't bounce). In this week's episode, Hunter agrees to a "hair coif test" to be administered to the baby.

SHOCK VIDEO! You be the judge!

WHO SAID IT YO?

I am still busy testing the new invisibility cloak for the government, so I don't have much time to blog. There will be a full report of this at a later time.

In the meantime, let's play "WHO SAID IT YO?". Let's see who has been paying attention to the news of the day, including the real, the ridiculous, and the sublime.

"...I started to believe that I was special and became increasingly egocentric and narcissistic."

"WHO SAID IT YO?"

Was it:
A) The Burger King punk rocker employee dude who got fired for good hygiene? "Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce fella".

B) Unabomber Ted Kaczynski, describing to an interviewer his state of mind while living in his environmentally friendly shack in the woods of Montana.

C) Vlady Putin, explaining why he invaded Georgia. Or it could just be chemical.

D) Olympic swimmer Michael Phelps, on why he chose to use leaky stylish designer goggles that almost sunk his golden dreams.

E) John Edwards, keeping it reille, explaining why he cheated on his cancer-striken wife.

“Mr. President, want to?”

Time to stand up for our allies that stood up for us in Iraq.

Time to defend freedom and democracy and defeat tyranny.

well...
“Mr. President, want to?”

Putin's soul a rotten peach

Georgia on my Mind


Line in the dirt time

Wrinkly, white-haired dude will WIN

With or without Paris Hilton's vote, John McCain will be the next POTUS.

The Wrinkly, white-haired dude was campaigning in Ohio this week, and as Rush pointed out, he actually attacked a democrat. When you remove Obama's slick packaging and teleprompter, what's left is this:

MCCAIN: Behind all the words, Senator Obama's agenda can be summarized as this: Government's too big, he wants to grow it; taxes are too high, he wants to raise 'em; Congress spends too much, and he proposes more; we need more energy, and he's against producing it; we're finally winning in Iraq, and he wants to forfeit. The bottom line, Senator Obama's words, for all their eloquence and passion, don't mean all that much.

I still can't get over Sen. Barack Obama's answer to meeting energy demands hinges on proper tire inflation.

Obama doesn't think much of the country he is campaigning to lead, as evidenced by this answer to a 7-year-old in Elkhart, Indiana, and I paraphrase - "America Sucks!"


As 'Darts put it, "The Barack of Obama came out and said it, he's FOR inflation! That's change I can believe in."

That got me to thinkin' that maybe its time to bring back those stupid WIN buttons (whip inflation now) that president Gerald Ford was pushing in the mid 70's. This time they would symbolize defeating "The Barack of Obama" and his stupid energy policy.

OBAMANATION causing "Air lines" at local service stations!

Can we INFLATE our way out of this? Should the government step in and provide pressure gauges to the needy and fill the "air gap"? Is "BIG AIR" funding Obama?



I was riding my unicycle to work yesterday, when I noticed my tire was flat.

[to be continued]

Double, double, oil and trouble

I'm no college professor (just a B.B.A.), but Dr. Mark J. Perry is, and he teaches economics and finance in the School of Management at the University of Michigan - Flint (DaBlade's alma mater!). He also blogs at Carpe Diem and has been "talking oil" lately. I was listening yesterday at lunch when Rush Limbaugh read Mark Perry's post about T. Boone Pickens' rantings about oil and the "biggest transfer of wealth in history".

I know Obama is trying to demonize "BIG OIL", but did you know that the Oil Industry Ranks #60 By Profit Margin? More from Dr. Mark J. Perry:

With all of the media and Congressional focus on Exxon's record profits in the second quarter, what gets neglected (along with Exxon's record income tax payments) is the record amount of spending by Exxon on "capital and exploration," coming in at $7 billion in the second quarter 2008, the highest amount ever spent by Exxon in a single quarter.

I may have walked out with degree in hand 23 years ago, but it's nice to informally continue the education. Thanks professor.

Relax! It's just a video

Via Hot Air,Video: “McCain Girl and the Enchanted Republican Forest”. This is actually pretty funny. I think I recognize the turtle.
[language warning to the sensitive ears]


The other video popping up all over the place is the mock Paris Hilton ad. It's popularity speaks to the success of McCain's ad that spurred this response.

McCain campaign response: "...Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan."

That's true, but that's not saying much. I think Britney makes more sense [here] than Barry O.

The Obama Matrix

Barack was talking energy in Lansing yesterday. He said the nation should set a goal of putting 1 million plug-in electric hybrid vehicles on the road by 2015. While we can't know if this plan would work, it would only cost $4 billion or so to find out.

Hmmm. Having to plug in every night to re-charge. It makes me think of The Matrix. That movie where everybody was living a simulated reality while plugged into electronic eggs (no, not Smart Cars), that is until Keanu Reeves takes this chill pill - unplugs from the Matrix and goes all super-slo-mo Chuck Norris on a bunch of Agent Smiths. But I digress. Who needs a Matrix thingy to brainwash the mindless among us when we have the likes of Moveon.org and the Daily Kos.

Barry O also said that we should sell 70 million barrels of oil from the strategic petroleum stockpile to help with oil prices. This has me confused because Barry has stated on numerous occasions that we can't drill out of this problem, and so therefore, supply doesn't matter. Why would increasing the supply from the strategic reserve matter now? It seems to me that all this would accomplish is diminished strategic supply for emergency use. Then again, what are the odds that we will have problems with Iran (that small little country that Barry says poses no threat to us)? Why go to the grocery store when you can just raid the 'fridge?

More from "the messiah":

"Breaking our oil addiction is one of the greatest challenges our generation will ever face. It will take nothing less than a complete transformation of our economy," he said. "This transformation will be costly, and given the fiscal disaster we will inherit from the last administration, it will likely require us to defer some other priorities."

This is one scary dude.

There is somewhere between 3 to 5 trillion barrels of recoverable oil still in the ground and would only last a hundred years or so. Then again, whose to say that another 5 trillion barrels won't turn up in Jed's back yard by then? The point is, oil will one day run out! Obama says we can postpone that eventuality with proper tire pressure, but drilling won't help. If that's the case, I think he should push for nationalized tire and car care. Don't we all have a right to well-tuned cars with properly inflated tires?

I am starting to see his logic now. Oil is a FINITE energy source. Therefore we must "transform" (READ:"ruin") this economy to find an alternative source (a perpetual motion machine) while there is still time. And let us not forget that Pelosi "has a planet to save." (yes, she really said that).

Obama did flip flop from his prior "no drilling" edict and stated that "he could support limited new offshore drilling if it were needed to enact a compromise energy policy to foster fuel-efficient autos and alternative energy sources."

In other words, the great one would appease us "supply siders" as long as he could transform us. But I thought you said oil from the reserve would help? Now you are saying oil from the ground will not?

McCain again advocated more oil drilling off the U.S. coast. "Anybody who says that we can achieve energy independence without using and increasing these existing energy resources either doesn't have the experience to understand the challenge that we face or isn't giving the American people some straight talk."

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If an engine is developed that runs solely on polar bear blood, and polar bear blood can be pumped for 2 bucks a gallon - I'd say, "fill 'er up!" I believe the time is now for investing in my idea for this renewable energy source. If Obama will send me a piece of that $4 billion I can begin my research by building my baby polar bear matrix. It has as much chance of working as his other bright ideas!

Pelosi's Punks would be a good name for a rock band

House Republicans are expected to continue their revolt today, calling for Pelosi and her punks to return from vacation for a special session on gas prices. Raise those lighters people! We taxpayers have purchased our tickets (at scalper rates, I might add) and demand a full show! Bring them donkeys back on stage!



Pelosi and the Punks will not return to the stage and the roadies have already unplugged the democrat guitars. I'm sure Pelosi would rather follow China's example on how to treat those with the nerve to defy her.

Senator Lindsey Graham appeared on 'FOX News Sunday' and had this advice to Barack: "Pick up the phone":
"We're out of session — we're out of business — on energy when we should be in session doing the American people's business. Pick up the phone and tell Nancy Pelosi, who says offshore drilling is a hoax, Harry Reid, who says drilling is a red herring — call the Congress back in session.

Let's have a debate and start voting on issues that matter to the American people."

Of course you realize, Senator Graham, that this plea to Obama has fallen on very large, deaf ears. He is too busy running around acting like he's the "embodiment of America" and "living off (his) celebrity, not ideas."

Moore and Less

It's the weekend! Time to fully engage my internet addiction and catch up on some of my favorite blogs. My new S&M Barbie has been giving me the silent treatment lately. Two can play at that game.

MONKEYDARTS tells movie buffs to mark those calendars for October 3rd, the release date of the next Zucker film - An American Carol. According to 'Darts rundown, the movie plot is about Michael Malone,

...a fat, anti-American, propaganda filmmaker in a baseball cap. Said crockumentarian (Kevin Farley) is on a campaign to abolish Independence Day and is visited by three ghosts who show him the true meaning of America. Zucker co-wrote the screenplay and directed a huge cast that includes Kelsey Grammer (pictured above with Farley on the set), Leslie Nielsen, Dennis Hopper, James Woods, Robert Davi, and Jon Voight. Our old buddy Trace Adkins plays one of the spirits.

Thanks for the heads up on this 'Darts. This looks like good escapism fiction. I mean, c'mon! The premise that a slovenly anti-American film hack celebretard would even have any kind of fan base is a little bit of a stretch, 'dontcha' think?


Now to Politico and "Her highness" Nancy Pelosi banging the gavel and adjourning the House, refusing to schedule a vote on offshore drilling. She had a puny little 5-week vacation to get to, damn it, and she was not going to let the bitter clingers stop her. So she "turned off the lights and killed the microphones." Republicans were not yet out of gas, though, talking about gas. They were working the room, standing on chairs, and immitating democrats. Sounds to me like the Republicans were having a good 'ol fashioned tailgate party!

RightWingSparkle asks, "Are Republicans getting their MoJo back?" in response to the Pelosi revolt. She writes:

I just heard that the House G.O.P. wrapped up their protest session at 5:05 by singing "God Bless America" and left the chamber with the crowd chanting, "USA! USA!" Unbelievable.

Of course, democrats were outraged over the USA chant, as it displays a pro-American bias that could be construed as anti-European. And what will Chavez and the rest of the world's socialist dictators and thugs think? After all, the democrats chief concern is to be liked by the rest of the world.

Obama - Who's your Pumba!?

Too Fit to Be President?
This, from wsj:

Speaking to donors at a San Diego fund-raiser last month, Barack Obama reassured the crowd that he wouldn't give in to Republican tactics to throw his candidacy off track.

"Listen, I'm skinny but I'm tough," Sen. Obama said.

But in a nation in which 66% of the voting-age population is overweight and 32% is obese, could Sen. Obama's skinniness be a liability? Despite his visits to waffle houses, ice-cream parlors and greasy-spoon diners around the country, his slim physique just might have some Americans wondering whether he is truly like them.

Maybe THAT'S what he meant by stating he didn't look like all the other presidents on the dollar bill. His handlers are denying that he played the race card, so he must have been talking about weight. (harumph).

The latest GALLOP poll has the race at a virtual deadlock, with Obama at 45%, and McCain at 44%. Obama has been dropping in the polls like a rock these last few weeks. It MUST be because he is too skinny, and overweight Americans are jealous of the "the messiah's" ability to stay fit and trim (READ: wispy and scarecrow-ish). Americans are caddy like that. Look how much attention that fat cat in the news received recently. "Us U.S. Americans" identify with him.

Yesterday I urged McCain to select Romney as his running mate. In the spirit of my always "fair and balanced" approach, I now urge Barack "Timon" Obama to find his compliment for VP. Someone who fills the vast and numerous crevices that are his weaknesses - including his 100-pound-weakling image that is negatively affecting him in the polls now. Someone who is an exact opposite of him - someone who completes him. Too bad Rosie O'Donnell is as clueless as you.

So I ask you Barack "Timon" Obama.

Who's your Pumba!?