Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Chattering Teeth's Alternate Universe - Hey, it could happen! Starring Michael Vick, President Obama (and BO posthumously)

Obama phones Eagles' owner and offers his praise for giving "the troubled star quarterback a fresh start"



OBAMA: So many people who serve time never get a fair second chance. it's never a level playing field for prisoners when they get out of jail.

So "Ookie" tortured and killed a few dogs from 2001 to 2007. What's the big deal? it's not like he single-handedly destroyed the U.S. economy in two short years, or something. The man deserves another chance to earn a few meager $Million.


FAST FORWARD 6 months...
Michael Vick press conference


VICK: I totally misinterpretted President Obama's comments back in December, 2010. I really thought he was giving me the green light to try my hand at competitive canine cage fighting again. For future reference, neutered Portuguese Water Dogs can't fight for sh*&.

5 comments:

Chuck said...

Just looking out for a fellow punk.

cube said...

I think BO is courting the Eagles owner for campaign support, i.e., money for his 2012 reelection.

Z said...

happy new year, DaBlade...a great 2011 to you! xx

Z said...

by the way, did you see Alan Colmes asked why the pres would make this call about Vicks on vacation? ALl Colmes could respond with was "do you conservatives ever stop trying to make him look bad?" no response at all about the FACT, the question he was pointedly asked. Never stops surprising me but, somehow I'm always shocked at the pass the media gives Obama...
heck, did you see Cube's pix of Obama's naked mother? Imagine if Barbara Bush had been posing naked for anyone? YIKES>

DaBlade said...

Good one Chuck! Unfortunately, we're still getting punk'd by the Punk in Chief.

cube, are you saying obama is not motivated out of human compassion? :)

Happy New Year to you Z! I missed that Colmes bit, or as my lovely wife calls him, "Kermit the frog". As to the other, I admit I need to catch up on my cyber-rounds to all my friends. Sounds like a resolution!