PICTURED: Texas Governor Rick Perry tells Chattering Teeth that there have been three women so far that have claimed to be the same height as Herman Cain's wife, Gloria. "Three weeks ago Sharon Bialek became the first height accuser... Most recently, a gal by the name of Ginger White from Atlanta has come forward with assertions that, off and on for the last 13 years, she has occasionally been as tall as Gloria. That other gal in the middle... What's her name? I can't think of the third one. I can't. Sorry. Oops!
Perry then took a shot at arch rival Mitt Romney:
"And Mitt, you lose all of your standing from my perspective because you hired illegals in your home, and you knew that at least one of the females was of the approximate height as your wife."
Romney: "I told my staff that I'm running for office, for Pete's sake. I know I'm Mormon and all, but I can't have illegals working for us who stand as tall as Ann."
Meanwhile, Evangelical Christian Richard Land posted an open letter to Newt Gingrich demanding he explain what his problem was with the height of his first two wives. "He owes all woman of similar height an apology."
PICTURED: Yao Defen from China stands at 7'9" and is the tallest living woman, as recognized by Guinness World Records. Investigative reporters here at the plush Chattering Teeth news room have made numerous calls to Yao regarding allegations that she may be the next woman to come out of her over-sized closet and claim she is the same height as Herman Cain's wife, Gloria. So far, she is unwilling to come forward. I smell a "payoff" mister Cain! What did this "negotiated settlement" cost you in Renminbi sir!?
PICTURED: President Obama addresses reporters at a WH press conference, stating that he has not once compared the height of another woman's tush to that of his wife Michelle's. "For the record though, that bad boy comes up to about here," he stated.
Thank you for calling attention to the heinous scourge that heightism is on our society.ReplyDelete
Once again Chattering Teeth provides a community service.
Chuck, You have nailed it again by putting a name to this scourge. "Heightism" We men should focus in the chest area when addressing a female so as not to call attention to her height with our eyes. Here to serve sir!ReplyDelete
I'm sorry, but that's the ONE thing which makes me believe he DID harass women. What man EVER holds his hand up and says "you're my wife's height" unless the wife's also 7'9"?ReplyDelete
Z, I respectfully disagree. There has been absolutely zero evidence of any harrassment. It was Herman himself, as you know, that offered up the height hand gesture. We didn't hear from any accuser that he, for example, then set his can of beer on their heads. My point is, I've seen how this BS works, and too often a quick payday is all that an accuser is looking for agst an innocuous (maybe even flirtatious) gesture.ReplyDelete
Meanwhile, the democrat tale of the tape (ignored by mainstream media) we have an ex-democrat president in bill clinton who likely raped a woman - ted kennedy only killed a young girl and John Edwards fathering love children. I'm not arguing, however, that Republicans should not be held by a higher standard by our own - unlike the pond scum democrat obama voters. I was just willing to give Herman the benefit of the doubt until I saw some proof. Doesn't matter now though. The leftist machine of attrition is rolling.