Thursday, December 8, 2011

Mysterious object near Mercury identified!!

The Mysterious planet-sized object spotted near Mercury created a firestorm of speculation on the internet that it belonged to a cloaked alien spaceship. Engineers at Chattering Teeth have determined, however, that it is only Santa, so you can go back to sleep.

Kinda cool though, eh?


  1. That was clever, DaBlade :-)

    but, really, the experts should know anything that yells "Ho Ho Ho" and has reindeer attached to it can't be anything more mysterious than Santa Claus! geeeez!!

  2. No doubt Z. Based on the traffic this post's title generated from google searches, I ticked off more than a few conspiracy geeks. Sorry!