Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Did one of Nancy Pelosi's ancestors tear up the Gettysburg Address?

According to wiki, there are only five known manuscripts of the Gettysburg Address in Lincoln's hand. What I'd like to know is, how did my copy get torn?

To answer that question, we need to take another ride in Justice Brett Kavanaugh's old frat house hot tub time machine made from a car battery, jumper cables and spare beer kegger taps.

Cue wavy lines for the blog time travel sequence...

Here we are at Abraham Lincoln's 1863 speech in Gettysburg,  The famous Gettysburg Address lasted about two minutes and is only 272 words, but those words are very memorable.Let's listen in:

Awesome speech. What kind of nutjobs could possibly be against this? Truly one of the greatest presidents who ever lived. Wait... what's this?... One of Nancy Pelosi's ancestors....

America has always had enemies made up from those who hate freedom and liberty.  They will never win.


  1. I'll bet the evil does run in the family. I don't expect san fran to vote her out though. She is their middle finger that they point at the rest of us.

    1. The turd sniffers in SF may not vote her out of congress, but I wonder if AOC and her mooslum possey will take her gavel.

  2. Great post, I'll be Lincoln would have done HER in for having done that. Our weenies won't.
    Kid's way will San Fran vote her out, not a people who could vote for a Weather Underground killer's son for DA...a man who thinks nobody should be in jail and homeless people are an endangered species.

  3. getting crazy out there, Z... We worry about you!