Then I remembered that mini Mike probably has a large laser miniaturizer machine in his basement laboratory, and I assume he would insist that Hillary be downsized in order to join him on the ticket. After all, he can't allow his VP to have a left cankle larger than himself. And her incessant coughing would be like a continuous rain forest mist of dog breath.
But then again, does Mini Mike have a death wish? Clearly if Hillary were a heartbeat away from the presidency, she would do everything in her power to suicide the guy. She might be a left wing marxist political hack, but she is a very good suicider. Maybe the best ever. No. It won't be Killery. My bet is that he will select 6'4" drag quees RuPaul. I wonder what the polling would show for this matchup.