WALLACE: Mr. president, why did you select Amy Coney Barrett?TRUMP: I wanted to choose a textualist for the Supreme Court. That's a very important word... textualist.
SLEEPY JOE: Excuse me, Chuck...
WALLACE: It's Chris, but anyway.
SLEEPY JOE: What am I saying, Chuck? Stand up, Chuck, let'em see ya! I was just going to say that the senate should wait until after the election when I will get to pick a replacement for Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
WALLACE: Since you bring up the subject, where is your list of potential court nominees? Are you afraid they are too radical to announce in advance?
SLEEPY JOE: No, no Chuck. I would also pick a textilist.
TRUMP: A textilist? did you mean a textualist? I knew he should have been made to take a drug test.
WALLACE: Mr. Biden, the president is correct. You said "textilist", which would indicate you wanted a worker in the textile industry for the court. A person who designs, produces and distributes cloth, yarn and clothing as your Justice.
TRUMP: I think he meant to say that he's a "testicaless".
WALLACE: Mr. Biden, a textualist is someone who adheres strictly to a text. In this case, the constitution. Something democrats abhor.
TRUMP: My textualist uses the best words. This I will tell you.
SLEEPY JOE: Text and words? Why didn't you say so to begin with? It's my lunch time! Clap for that you stupid bastards!