wildly speculated here that he was being held by a Black 'Tans Matter guerilla group.
Why the preferential treatment for this WHITE orang?
Orangutans are critically endangered in the wild, yet how many dark-skinned 'tans are rescued and nursed back to health in the wild? More over, have you ever heard of a white orangutan shot while in it's Cleveland Zoo enclosure - or is that treatment just reserved for the majority minority American-African primates?
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, Mr Alba!
In other Wildlife news:
A Sea Lion has been awarded the Medal of Freedom for dragging Nancy Pelosi into the water from a Californian pier.