Chattering Teeth News - Obama's hack Hawaiian judge Watson who issued the temporary restraining order against Trump's travel ban from terrorist-infested countries, is back in the news again with another bizarre ruling.
Judge Watson has ordered Greg Gianforte, the newly elected Republican congressman from Montana, to bake a gay wedding cake for Guardian reporter Ben Jacobs. This, after Gianforte has been charged with assault for allegedly body-slamming the snowflake reporter and breaking his glasses (and possibly tearing his onesie).
"I didn't body-slam the guy," insisted Gianforte. "He barged in uninvited and stuck that microphone right in my face. I said, 'get that thing away from me,' but he just kept repeating, 'it's not touching you, it's not touching you,' so I brushed his hand away... I gave him the 'Melania' treatment. And then the li'l fella goes FLYING ACROSS THE ROOM!"
Scary Stuff - I didn't think they cared. Of course, I knew God cared. He sent me an eclipse. I shared it with everyone.
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