Monday, May 29, 2017

North Korea Launches skinless Beef Hot Dog

CTN - North Korea launched a 14k-lb ballistic skinless beef hot dog today, believed to be a Nathan’s and Curtis BEEF MASTER Beef Frank that was recently recalled last week due to metal materials in the product. The hot dog scud appears to be propelled by a single liquid-fuel rocket engine burning French's yellow mustard. 

Defense Secretary James Mattis states that if these tainted dogs get into terrorist's hands, it would be catastrophic.

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Now a pause to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in defense of this nation.  Friends, relatives, neighbors. Patriots, all.  The Chattering Teeth Bunker is filling later today for a Memorial Day picnic. My dual Weber grills will be fired up for freedom!

7 comments:

  1. Not to enjoy would be to waste what they helped preserve.

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  2. You have the best news covfefe.

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  3. This is a strange thing that the Korea has introduced. Skinless hot dogs are not imaginable atleast in the USA. I don't know how it would look and taste like.

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