CTN - North Korea launched a 14k-lb ballistic skinless beef hot dog today, believed to be a Nathan’s and Curtis BEEF MASTER Beef Frank that was recently recalled last week due to metal materials in the product. The hot dog scud appears to be propelled by a single liquid-fuel rocket engine burning French's yellow mustard.
Defense Secretary James Mattis states that if these tainted dogs get into terrorist's hands, it would be catastrophic.
Now a pause to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in defense of this nation. Friends, relatives, neighbors. Patriots, all. The Chattering Teeth Bunker is filling later today for a Memorial Day picnic. My dual Weber grills will be fired up for freedom!
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