CTN - North Korea launched a 14k-lb ballistic skinless beef hot dog today, believed to be a Nathan’s and Curtis BEEF MASTER Beef Frank that was recently recalled last week due to metal materials in the product. The hot dog scud appears to be propelled by a single liquid-fuel rocket engine burning French's yellow mustard.
Defense Secretary James Mattis states that if these tainted dogs get into terrorist's hands, it would be catastrophic.
Now a pause to remember those who gave the ultimate sacrifice in defense of this nation. Friends, relatives, neighbors. Patriots, all. The Chattering Teeth Bunker is filling later today for a Memorial Day picnic. My dual Weber grills will be fired up for freedom!
Not to enjoy would be to waste what they helped preserve.ReplyDelete
What Ed Said.ReplyDelete
Uhhuh. that's how we do!ReplyDelete
You have the best news covfefe.ReplyDelete
I like the pop myself.ReplyDelete
This is a strange thing that the Korea has introduced. Skinless hot dogs are not imaginable atleast in the USA. I don't know how it would look and taste like.ReplyDelete
I agree, ECR... Unimaginable. Is there no limits to this despot's attack against dogs and all that is American?ReplyDelete