CHATTERING TEETH NEWS - All 3 of Cryin' Jimmy Kimmel's regular viewers to his little late night bitch sessions were treated to days and days of bad-natured trash talk about Ted Cruz leading up to the Blobfish Basketball Classic matchup. After almost 2 hours (including Jimmy's "cry break time outs) Ted cruised to an easy 11-9 victory
“The reason this happened is because I called Cruz a blobfish,” Kimmel whined. “And he did not like that … so he challenged me to a charity game of one-on-one and he proceeded to spank me repeatedly up and down the floor.
Not sure how I lost. I worked on my game with the former president for weeks!