Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Democrat congressional hopeful wants to train teachers how to disable themselves with pepper spray

A US Congress candidate has pepper sprayed himself to demonstrate how teachers could protect against school shootings if they had “non-lethal defence tools in every classroom”. 

Levi Tillemann, a Democrat candidate in Colorado, says there needs to be legislation to protect children in schools. 

“I am calling on congress to pass legislation to place secure a can of high-power pepper spray inside a ‘break glass in case of emergency’ box in every classroom in the country and train teachers how to use this powerful self-defence tool,” he said.

OK, I have to admit that this dude may be on to something. As I watched this crazy person spray himself in the eyes with pepper spray.

I was memorized MESMORIZED (thanks cube) by the depths of his total, utter and complete ignorance. 

I was distracted and forgot what I was doing, as he dunked his head repeatedly in a bucket of sudsy water. Imagine if an entire classroom of kids sprayed themselves in their own eyes when confronted with an evildoer. This would be way more effective than an armed response, don't you agree?
 “It’s incredibly painful, and now I just can’t see anything.  It’s just unbearable, it’s like lava in your eyes.”

You might get the same painful response with posters of Hillary on every door entrance during school hours.



  1. Immediately I thought - liberal. Lo and behold it was a liberal *sigh* too predictable.

    BTW you were joking when you wrote that you were, "memorized by the depths of his total, utter and complete ignorance," because I was mesmerized ;)

  2. Why would a teacher pepper spray themself. I guess to show the perp they are no threat and he/she will pass them by. It's a good strategy. I think this tard should go to every school in America and demonstrate the procedure.

    My personal advice would be to have a 100 head strong herd of pit bulls trained to kill and wearing bulletproof vests that you would release into the hallway during active shooter situations.

    2nd choice would be a sprinkler system that discharges the strongest acid known to man or beast into the hallways. Like it was coming out of a firehose.

    3rd option, Tactical Nuke.

  3. I really like the herd of pit bulls idea. But I really like the idea of this levi dude demonstrating the pepper spray over thousands of schools nation wide. His self peppering is a way better idea than arming the students with a bucket of rocks. Logistically, how would the kids hit themselves with the rock? The pepper spray makes way more sense.

  4. I may have went a little overboard with the last two ideas, but throwing a rock at yourself? No problemo.