Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Crappy Christmas Gifts 2010

Obama's new children's book "Of Thee I Sing" hits the shelves today and immediately takes the top spot as this year's crappiest Christmas gift, easily surpasing the Justin Bieber doll and Playmobil's Airport Security Check Point Playset.

The publisher describes Obama's latest book as "a moving tribute to thirteen groundbreaking Americans and the ideals that have shaped our nation -- from the artistry of Georgia O'Keeffe, to the courage of Jackie Robinson, to the patriotism of George Washington."

Proceeds from the book, which has a suggested retail price of $17.99, will be donated to a scholarship fund for children of fallen and disabled soldiers.

It 's unknown at this point if Obama actually authored this cerebral tome, or if it was written by his favorite ghost-writer, Bill Ayers. Frankly, I'm not sure who the target market is with this. The left-wing nutjobs that are his base will be put off by the fact that their money will go towards war-monger's children, and Tea Party folks probably will not want to buy a children's book they feel it necessary to proof-read first.

Obama's book is also not expected to do well with his whacko lib base when pitted against the competition of this impressive line of children's gifts from Chattering Teeth Toys.

Abortion Operation
Egocentric Sally has decided it's not real convenient for her to carry this tissue mass to term. Pass the forceps, we're going in!

Name an abortion after your significant other
and get your very own commemorative snow globe filled with abortion debris from the International Abortion Registry...


  1. Crappy with a capital 'C'. The charity is worthwhile, but I don't trust this greedy shyster to give away the proceeds.

  2. I wonder what the THEE is when Obama talks about singing to it? Can't be AMERICA, that's for SURE.
    It gives me the creeps thinking that anybody actually thinks he even LIKES this country.
    Sure he can give the proceeds away.......what's he worth, $7 million? @#$(*&@#($*&

  3. This book belongs under every tree this Christmas. Preferably, under the root systems.

  4. Yeah, feeding the soil bacterial flora.

  5. It's self-serving. He has to have something to point to when he finally ejects himself from the White House. "The national debt is at an all time high which, uh, I inherited from the former administration. It was very naive for me to say that unemployment would never surpass ten percent...but, but let me be CLEAR..I gave a very generous donation to The Children of Fallen Soldiers Fund. I also worked diligently to pass The Dream Act...wait scratch that."