Friday, December 4, 2015
RIPPED FROM TODAY'S POLITICALLY CORRECT HEADLINES!
San Bernardino shooting: 'What is the motivation for this?'
and in other news...
Yes, I know this is hardly the first time I've tied a current event to a scene from the greatest motion picture of all time, The Jerk. I guess it is how I am now permanently wired. So when I read these ludicrous headlines and ridiculous stories from our "retarded news reporters" (hat tip: Kid, at Diary of a Right Wing Pussycat), I just see Navin Johnson (Steve Martin) wringing his hands and trying desperately to come up with a motive for the spontaneously leaking oil cans. Obviously, these cans should not be proudly displaying their labels for fear of offending.
The next visual I have is of Nancy Kerrigan holding her knee and sobbing, "whyyyyy?"
Don't worry CNN and the rest of the state-controlled MSM. The majority of Americans no longer seek you out for the truth.
And now for a stroll down memory lane...