Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Betsy Devos for Freedom of School Choice

I'm not going to apologize for misspending the 80s with Devo. I'm sorry, but they are the only good thing I can think of that came out of Ohio. And I won't apologize for supporting Betsy Devos and Freedom of School Choice. I'm sorry, but it's a great album. I'm sorry, but I just refuse to apologize. Sorry. Just sayin'.

Whether you're "Working in the Coal Mine" or already retired, If you want your kids and grandkids to get a quality edumacation, then we need to put a "Whip It" good to the union thugs and big government liberals. Betsy is the "Girl U Want" to give you real "Freedom of Choice".

A victim of collision on the open sea
Nobody ever said that life was free
Sank, swam, go down with the ship
But use your freedom of choice
I'll say it again in the land of the free
Use your freedom of choice
Your freedom of choice
In ancient Rome
There was a poem
About a dog
Who found two bones
He picked at one
He licked the other
He went in circles
He dropped dead
Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom of choice!
Then if you got it you don't want it
Seems to be the rule of thumb
Don't be tricked by what you see
You got two ways to go


  1. Per Wikipedia:
    The name Devo comes from their concept of 'de-evolution' — the idea that instead of continuing to evolve, mankind has actually begun to regress, as evidenced by the dysfunction and herd mentality of American society.

    Reminds me of one of my favorite movies, Idiocracy.

  2. You definitely need to apologize for this one, In reverse of course.

    Won't it be interesting to see how dysfunctional society can become before a black hole comes calling to eat it all up.

  3. Idiocracy was very funny, but I haven't felt the urge to watch it over and over again like I have with Office Space. Kinda a similar theme, with the Peter Priciple. Where were we again? Oh yah... CRACK THAT WHIP!

    Kid, I'm sorry but no apologies for my occasional "Uncontrollable Urge". You know you love it. Satrianni can't wear their flower pots. Sorry. Just sayin' :)

  4. An "apology in reverse" is like belting out the Tarzan Yell as you toss lizzy warren down that big bottomless pit the libtards run into like sex crazed lemmings hoping for a date on the down low with richard branson and barry soetoro.

    Office Space has some great memes. The last flick I really enjoyed was Team America: World Police. And it gets more relevant by the day !

    I thought Idiocracy was over-caricatured when I first saw it, but now, I think it is spot on.

    I like Devo. Very creative.

  5. Kid, LMAO you are our very own modern-day Billy Shakespeare... or do I mean pitch man Billy Mays? BTW, Did you see Marco 'Polo' Rubio take lizzy warren apart on the senate floor? a beautiful thing.

    Team America: World Police = a classic. The world has become a veritable puppet show, but we still got no strings here.

    As for Devo, I trolled you with the Satrianni bit and you didn't bite. And now this morning, I wake up with the stupid chant from Devo's Uncontrollable Urge ear wormed and hard wired. Over and over... My own fault. I liked them in the 80s but clearly they need to stay put there.

  6. Thanks ! Maybe I'll change my name to Billy Mayspear. I did not see Rubio. I severely limit my viewing time on the e. warren creature.

  7. YES! twist away those gates of steel!