Thursday, February 2, 2017

Groundhog's Day 2017 - Making Punxsutawney Phil Great Again!

It's good to see Punxsutawney Phil back to work again. He's had a rather rough go of it, especially this past year. I'm hopeful this little fur ball's future is bright!

A look back at Obama's last Groundhog's Day, February 2, 2016:
Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow and predicted 353 more days of unemployment and economic devastation (until the 2017 inauguration). He was then immediately laid off.

But today is a new day! It's Groundhog's Day, February 2, 2017, and President Mister Donald Trump is now our commander-in-tweets! It's been a long and tough 8 years under the failed obama regime and it's time to feel the warm rays of the rising sun on our collective faces again... to feel real hope as our country will once again rise up and become that 'shining city upon a hill.'

It's spring time in America again!!

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Hear Ye
...My faithful followers, I could clearly see
A beautiful, perfect shadow of me
Six more Weeks of Winter, it shall be!

Wha?! 6 more...?


  1. We have our own groundhog that lives under the utility shed out back. IN this case, her name is Phyllis. I'll go check with her and see if she agrees with the RINO groundhog that's had it too easy for too long.

  2. For Phliss' sake AND for yours, I hope she tells you what you want to hear. They are rather gamey tasting.