A French solider shot a man who rushed him wielding a machete and yelling "Allahu akbar" near the Louvre museum in Paris.
We may never know this gentleman's motive.
French authorities have opened a terror investigation.
Sounds like a cover-up. What we DO KNOW is that these soldiers were armed with ASSAULT WEAPONS! And they shot this poor man who was simply holding a shawarma knife and possibly just wanted to stop for a bite to eat.
But he was yelling, "Allahu akbar"!
Really? Or was this gentleman a transgender who speaks with a lisp, and you simply mistook him when he was asking for directions to the nearest "Omelette Bar"? Homophobe!
But the attacker was wearing two backpacks and may have had a second weapon.
Really? What was this "other weapon"? Maybe a pressure cooker filled with his halal-friendly lunch for after he was done browsing the Mona Lisa and the Venus de Milo in the attached museum? Racists!
Obama piped in with a statement from the golf course and accused the French police with 'acting stupidely'. Schmukey Chucky Schumer cried, stating the French were mean-spirited. French foreign minister Jean-Marc Ayrault blamed Trump saying that "Terrorism knows no nationality. Discrimination is no response." Meanwhile, concerned students burned the University of Paris to the ground.