Wednesday, November 8, 2017

Neighbors complain about junk cars littering Rand Paul's unmowed & overgrown lawn


CHATTERING TEETH NEWS - With President Trump visiting CHiiiNa (and 11-yr-old Frankie back in school), they can't help Rand Paul's lawn care situation anymore. And the neighbors are noticing.
Senator Paul says he will "Cut, cut, cut" just as soon as he is "healed, healed, healed."

9 comments:

  1. I think he needs at least three broken washing machines, and a jet ski with a cracked chassis. That, or an A-frame with a 1980 four bolt main Chevy 350 hanging over an old pickup truck. That's class, and makes up for not having at least four pit bulls chained in the front yard.

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  2. Dude ! It's Kentucky. Nothing to see here.

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  3. Jess, Loved your list - let's throw in an old hard-water stained porcelain commode retired to flower pot duties. NTTAWWT.

    Kid, Rand has the best man-perm in the whole state of Kentucky. The lawn, however, still needs a manicure.

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  4. I really hope that's not a perm, but I've always thought it was and is another reason I'm "not a fan" of the man.

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  5. Ed, funny you mention that. 1) I think his hair is natural. 2) I have rarely met a man with naturally perm looking hair that wasn't an asshole. And I'll swear to that in Mr Blade's basement as he waterboards me for the umteenth time.

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  6. Ed, No? He's on my very short list (and shrinking list) of actual decent republicans. I wouldn't want him as president due to his isolationist tendencies, but he is one of the few who recognize we are on the road to oblivion with respect to spending.

    Kid, a man who cuts his own hair has an asshole for a barber. That's what I'm told repeatedly. But I won't represent myself in court. That's where you come in.

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  7. Mista Blade. I cut my own hair for a few years in my 30's and got many compliments also. But that's pretty rare I guess. I will try to represent you in court but know that all I know about legal stuffs is less than a gnat knows about maxipad waters toupee - in a hurricane - with fleas.

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  8. I have that kind of barber....
    a few passes with a Wahl #2

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  9. Sir Kid, I began cropping my own hair back in 2010 (and gave up carrying a phone) when spare change was at a premium. Now that I can afford such luxuries, I continue the practice and now use my spare change for real necessities - like ammo.

    'Special' Ed - #2 it is!

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