Mitt Romney's '47 Percent' Comments Are 'Not The Way I View The World'
Insensitive to mature maggots!
Obama compassionately for redistributing germs
Romney's comments rock campaign...
May lose turd sitter's votes
OK, actually 100% of these little vampires feed on the blood of vertebrate animals. However, both Tsetse flies and liberalism are known to cause human sleeping sickness.
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Meanwhile, from David Letterman's guest couch: Obama says he "works for everybody, not just for some".
Uhhh mister president? You're doing it wrong.