But an earlier letter has now been found in the dark recesses of Lois Lerner's computer hard drive...
Dear Saul, I am 23 years old.
Some of my little Berkeley hippie friends say there are no Radical Rule Clauses.
My left-wing law firm Treuhaft, Walker and Burnstein, says, “If you see it in Alinsky's book, it’s so.”
Please tell me the truth, are there Rules for Radicals, or did I somehow miss the fulfillment of Revelation?
Yes, Hillary, there are Saul Radical Rule Clauses. They exists as certainly as redistribution of wealth and insurmountable debt exists.
How dreary would be the world for us godless communists if there were no Saul Radical Rule Clauses! It would be as dreary as if there were no Hillarys. It would be as if all the Hillarys were found dead in a federal park in Virginia and staged to appear as suicides. You catch my drift Hillary? Remember, “Power is not only what you have, but what the enemy thinks you have,” so get back with the program hippie girl.
Not believe in Saul Radical Rule Clauses! You might as well not believe in fairies... or their votes! You might hire men to watch in all the chimneys to catch ol' Saul Claus, but even if they did not see me coming, what would that prove? I'll just wear a Pokemon hat and hop the fence, whaddya think of that?
No Saul Clauses! Thank Marx I live. 10 presidential terms from now, Hillary, nay 10 times 10 terms from now, my book will continue to fundamentally change and destroy this country's founding.
THAT is hilarious ED! Love those Mxxx brothers.ReplyDelete