By now most of us are familiar with this:
AT LEAST HE MADE AN EFFORT THIS TIME!
Obama drops new Marine girly hat mandate - but still insists all male warriors must wear rouge.
They also didn't care for the new Obama-mandated Marine Hyme (replacing the Halls Of Montezuma)
From the Malls to Saks Fifth Avenue
To the Stores of Gucci;
We will fight our country's battles
But first let's go boutique;
Exfoliate and foundation;
Wen to keep us tangle-free;
Mascara, blush and manicured cuticles;
We're United States Marines
uhhh... YaHooo.. ey Rah!?