Saturday, October 8, 2016

If Shep Smith Monitored The Next Debate

I had insomnia so I watched a little of the Hurricane Matthew coverage in the middle of the night. While these storms are not to be trifled with, may we agree it was way over-hyped everywhere? I don't watch Faux Snooze so I missed this one:
Shepard Smith Freaks Out About Hurricane Matthew

I can almost see it now...
Mr. Trump, do you know what happens to those who stand in the way of Hurricane Hillary's path? Have you seen her body count list? Ever heard of Vince Foster? James McDougall? Benghazi?
She moves 30 feet to her right, and you and everyone you know are dead — all of you — because you can’t survive it. It’s not possible unless you’re very, very lucky. And your kids die, too.

WOW! Shep reminded me of Henry Kane, the ghoul on the porch scene in Poltergeist 2:

Kane: You're all gonna die in there! All of you! You are gonna die!

Hmmm. I think I'd rather have Reverend Kane on my front porch than the tiny karate hands of that buffoon, Sean Hannity. Or the jowly nonsensical mumbler, Brit Hume. Or any of the other establishment apologists over at Fox. 

The good news is, just like the "faux reverend, Kane," The "Faux News Channel" must be invited into the home willingly. Neither can just barge in and bludgeon you into violating your values by possessing you to vote for Trump.



    What would a Christian say after reading the Scriptures?

    Job 3:5 "Let the day perish on which I was to be born, And the night which said, 'A boy is conceived.'(NASB)

    What would a Christian say?

    A. Life begins at conception.

    B. At conception there is nothing but a nonhuman blob of tissue.

    Proverbs 23:31-33 Do not look on the wine when it is red, When it sparkles in the cup, When it goes down smoothly, 32 At last it bites like a serpent And stings like a viper. 33 Your eyes will see strange things And your mind will utter perverse things, (NASB)

    [NOTE: Jewish households traditionally drank wine with alcohol content of a 2.5% or lower]

    What would a Christian say?

    A. Drinking wine with alcohol content of 12 to 14% is prohibited by God.

    B. Social drinking has been approved by God, because a few drinks cannot hurt you. God wants you to relax and have fun.

    Psalm 135:6-7 Whatever the Lord pleases, He does, In heaven and in earth, in the seas and in all deeps. 7 He causes the vapors to ascend from the ends of the earth; Who makes the lightnings for the rain, Who brings forth the wind from His treasuries. (NASB)

    What would a Christian say?

    A. Man-made CO2 emissions change the weather and climate. Men cause rain, snow, droughts, tornadoes, freezing weather, global warming, global cooling and earthquakes.

    B. God created climate and weather, and only He can change it.

    Genesis 1:1-31 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth........31 God saw all that He had made, and behold, it was very good. And there was evening and there was morning, the sixth day. (NASB)

    What would a Christian say?

    A. God created the heavens and the earth in a few billion years, because it was impossible for Him to do it in six 24 hour days.

    B. God created the heavens and the earth in six 24 hour days.

    [Note: God created time, there was no, time, before He created it. God is not bound by time]

    Galatians 4:5 You have been severed from Christ, you who are seeking to be justified by law; you have fallen from grace.(NASB)

    What would a Christian say?

    A. You cannot be severed from Christ, because you were never saved in the first place, that is what God was saying.

    B. Even if a Christian lives a sinful unrepentant life and reject Jesus as the Christ he cannot fall from grace.

    C. Christians can fall from grace and spend eternity in hell.

    Should Christians say the same things that God says or repeat what others have convinced them is true?


  2. Followed.

    However, next time, say something (good or bad) about my actual post.

    P.S. I delete the bad ones.