Has this ever happened to you? Have you ever made a purchase that was so embarrassing that you felt like you had to surround it with innocuous everyday items in hopes that that one thing you really wanted would get lost in the crowd?
ME: "Yes, I'd like these Chicklets, uhhh.. 42 packages of #2 pencils, a bottled water, this Snickers bar... and a tube of whatever this is."
CLERK: (over store intercom): PRICE CHECK ON AISLE 6 FOR 'FLAMIN' AMUS' HEMMOROID CREAM
EMBARRASING PURCHASES by chatteringteeth
CUSTOMER: I would like the 6-piece Home Genital Wart Cauterizing pyrography pen set, a 20lb bulk size of maxi pads with wings with the undergarment heavy duty suspenders included...
CUSTOMER: Throw in a package of ribbed, glow-in-the-dark lubricated rubbers. size small, and this 2-in-one Lice and Tapeworm Treatment, Minty fresh... uhhh, and this Foot & Fanny Fungal Talcom with mini belt sander applicator.
CLERK "Will that be all?"
CUSTOMER: uhhh... and this red Trump baseball cap.
CLERK: "You sick baaasturrrrd"
Jupiter Is the Last Place I'd Want to Go - At least not without a flotation device.
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