Saturday, February 8, 2020

DEMOCRATIC PARTY CAUCUS APP GAMES

It's back! From the makers (me) who brought you the blockbuster blog post (over a dozen views) Obamacare WarGames - The Movie!

Now comes; DEMOCRATIC PARTY CAUCUS APP GAMES

In the original WarGames, David Lightman (Broderick) connects his home computer with WOPR (War Operation Plan Response), a NORAD Cray 2, a supercomputer with four vector processors built with emitter-coupled logic and capable of 1.9 GigaFLOPS at peak performance.

In my remake, the progressive Lightweight connects his home computer with WHORE (White House Obamacare Response Exchange), a rebuilt Tandy 1000.
Inside this slightly battered desktop server you'll find an overclocked Intel 8088 CPU (and external 5.25 floppy drive) capable of... err... well, we don't really know the full capability of the server housing this $634 MILLION website - but the demand must be there for it to go down faster than a democrat intern in the oval orifice. Or Sandra Fluke with a purse full of publicly funded rubbers.



Trying to unseat President Trump in 2020? The only winning move is not to play.

2 comments:

  1. Just as I suspected.

    I also understand Joe Biden's version of the app also has a random insult generator.

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  2. That guy should have retired from a lifetime of not working a long time ago!

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