Did Melania's Speech Plagarize from Michelle Obama's College Thesis?

I avoidedmissed Melania's speech. I am reading that the big controversy has to do with her speech sounding familiar. Let's listen in...

Four score and seven years ago, I have a dream. I have a dream that my husband will not be judged by the orange hue of his skin, but the content on his bank account.

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. And so, my fellow populists: ask not what Mr Trump can do for you, and the only thing you have to fear, is a stiff wind.

For the first time in my adult life, I am really proud of my country.

Nope. Not getting it.

New Trump-Pence Campaign Logo!

 

Shortly after the Trump campaign unveiled yet again another Trump-Pence campaign logo (above), it met with extreme criticism on social media. This time, Russian President Putin tweeted 

The Donald has been attempting to woo the socialist kook Sanders voters while completely ignoring the Christian constitutional conservatives, hence the Communist hammer and sickle.  Trump has made it clear he plans on being a strongman who supports touch back amnesty, continued funding of Planned Parenthood, and economy-crippling 45% tariffs, while ignoring the constitution. The latest logo has just arrived.

 No more tiny baby hand and no more flag.

TRUMP - GINSBURG 2016?

CHATTERING TEETH NEWS - Showing once again why he is the master of misdirection and reality TV, Donald Trump shocks the political world by naming Ruth Bader Ginsburg as his 2016 running mate. This selection comes a day after Trump called for Ginsburg to resign from the court, stating, "Her mind is shot."

Those of us still paying attention should have taken this as a clue, as a "shot mind" would certainly be a prerequisite for anyone desirous of being Trump's VP. Trump and Ginsburg are also both huge Hillary donors and supporters. This would also explain why the crusty old liberal hack, Ginsburg, accepted the nomination shortly after calling Trump a "faker".

Of course, this is just speculation. RBG couldn't be awakened for comment.

THE END

Poke'mon Go Be Like

And to think I believed the quirky 'Chuck' character from Better Call Saul TV show wrapped himself in foil to protect himself from unseen demons was imagining things.

There we were, my wife and I, minding our own business by the swimming pool after work last night - when in strolls my 24-year-old middle boy and his wife, along with their two German Shepherds they had walked around the block. Small talk ensued while the 3 dogs played. Next thing I know, the kids are running around the yard with their phones held in front of their faces as they pursued these unseen Pokey man thingys. Apparently, they are all around me, but since I don't carry a phone _ I can't see OR capture the little f'ers.

So here I sit, wrapped in foil...

Police Robot Stops to Play Basketball With Gang Bangers

CHATTERING TEETH NEWS - A Dallas police bomb robot surprised a group of Black Lives Matter militants when it rolled into the middle of their basketball game. The group immediately scattered, as the robot is the same model as the one that blew up their former sniper cop-killer point guard.

"I was running away, when I looked over my shoulder and I saw the robot dribbling the basketball," said one BLM militant. "It's like he was challenging me to a game, so I'm like 'it's on like Donkey Kong!'"

The bomb disposal robot is commonly used by police, military and other first responders around the world. It is wheeled, weighs 485 pounds, and mounts various sensors and a robotic arm with grippers.

"He couldn't jump, but he couldn't be stopped in the paint either. Not that he needed any layups. He was launching bombs from all over the court," said one winded gang banger through his bandana. "I'm like, 'hands up, don't shoot,' and 'I can't breathe,' but that mo fo just be drillin' it on us all day long!"

The final score - the police bomb robot 11, the BLM gang 0, but nobody seemed to care, as there were smiles and healing taking place in a community desperately in need of both.

"It felt nice," said a neighbor who had watched the whole scene unfold. "Everybody try to make cops seem like they are bad but actually they not, they friendly just like everyone else is," said the neighbor.

After a break and a 40-ounce, the BLM were ready for a re-match.

"How about a game of P-I-G?," joked one of the militants.

The explosion that followed could be heard from several miles away.

THE END

Marc The Police Bomb Bot

‘Bomb Robot’ takes down Dallas Gunman.

Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization sponsored by obama and his 'lynch' mob. This is why our police need all the tanks, cannons and modern weapons we can give them.

FBI Director James Comey Likely to drop charges against any cop killers while obama in office

After meeting with Lynch on an out-of-the-way airport tarmac to discuss great Thai food, FBI Director James Comey has released a statement saying that no reasonable prosecutor would bring a case against the Dallas cop killers now in custody.

CHATTERING TEETH ISLAND NEWS BULLETIN: Now taking applications for citizenship to my island. Full disclosure, there will be no wealth redistribution, union thuggery, deficit entitlement spending, nor made-up rights to murder your baby. You will have to work for your coconuts. And as your fearless leader, I promise quick and speedy trials for all cop killers - followed closely by  public executions.

Hillary and Huma Celebrate by passing out sweets

Hillary and aide Huma Abedin help pass out sweets on the West Bank after FBI Director James Comey bombs justice system.

Today's Guest Blogger- My Dog, Zeke

So there I was, head hung low and standing in the darkened bathroom again for the second night in a row. It's safer here, for some reason. The crackles, fizzles and whistles don't bother me as much as the bangs, but I could do without any of it.

The rest of the family are just wandering around the house like there's nothing f&^%ing wrong! Do they not hear the random and sporadic loud explosions and sonic booms? Do they not feel the house rattle and shake after each one?

I think I know who's to blame. I'd bet a homemade piece of oven-dried beef jerky treat that it's that black cat on Grandwood who's always slunk low in his yard and staring at me with those evil, green orbs  when I walk by his house every night on our stroll. He doesn't react or make a peep, even when I holler at him and lunge against my restraint to get to him. "Take this harness off and give me just 30 seconds alone with him," I bark. But they never do.

I'd blame the Lab on the corner, but I don't think he's too bright. He can make a racket, but he does not want a piece of me. I eat raw meat like him for breakfas.
 
*BOOOM*

HOLY SCHNIKES!!! How did you not hear that? If you heard that, you would have pasted your ears against your skull in nervous anxiety and confusion. But no! Those silly, round and bald protrusions on the side of your heads are as useless as ever. Not even pricked forward in curiousity.

Don't get me wrong, I love my family but they're almost completely oblivious to their surroundings. How they don't constantly bump into the walls is beyond me. I've never seen them even sniff one pile of excrement! I'm not kidding!

At least they know when it's time to hit the hay. They are laying in bed now. OK, I'm game, let's try this. I'll just curl up here on my bed in the corner.... Ahhhh... this is nice. Head on my paws with the tail tucked... thinking about chasing that squirrel by the bird feeder again tomorrow...

**BANG**

"OH HAILS NO!" "Here we go again. NO, No, don't get up! I'm just gonna wander, slink and pace around the darkened house indiscriminately for a little while longer while I try to reason this out... maybe spend some more quality time in the bathroom. Gonna play it by ear..."

Hmmm, maybe the cat is innocent and it's that rat bastard squirrel... Or they're working in concert...?

*BOOOM*
Gonna be a looong night.

 

Red Cross Racist Safety Poster FIXIT Cool/Uncool labels are here!

I don't know about the rest of the internets, but I cannot sit back and remain silent in the face of the extreme racism exhibited by the so-called "Safety Poster" from The Red Cross.

By my count there are 19 individuals on this poster, 8 with varying degrees of 'color' - but not counting the floating blue whale with the rape whistle. So RIGHT THERE, the 11 crackers out-number the 8 cartoon characters with varying degrees of color by 58% to 42%!

Oh sure, the percentage of 'cartoons of color' are represented way higher than the demographics in the U.S., but far too low for any propagandist poster in today's progressive age.

Out of the 8 minority drawings, FOUR of them are engaged in behavior labeled as "Not Cool" (including the aggravated assault in the lower right corner), for a whopping total of 50%! Oh sure, there are no gun deaths and we would take this kind of behavior in Chicago... but a public pool?

Out of the 11 whiteys, only TWO are engaged in "Not Cool" behavior (only 18%, REALLY, Red Cross?!), and even those may be questionable, as the cracker chasing the brutha was actually trying to get his wallet back - and the poor cracker in Not Cool for drinking bottled water? Maybe he's from Flint and suffering from lead poisoning!

In any case, I think you will agree that these posters are extremely racist. Fear not, for I have a remedy. Rather than spending money and allocating resources in order to round up all these racist posters when that money could go to places like Planned parenthood and funding for the continued extermination of these children thingys - I have come up with a label solution of acceptable "Cool" and "Not Cool" graphics. Simply peel my labels and cover the offending drawings wherever you may find them.

 I know I am always comforted by the knowledge that our glorious president, peace be unto him, is on yet another vacation and relaxing while the country continues to unravel. But Putin 'bad'.

Need more labels? Have other ideas? Send me a self-addressed envelop with a blue jolly rancher and I will see what I can do.

Short Bus Democrats

"Short Bus" Democrats getting schooled on the Second Amendment.

And now this...

Chattering Teeth Blogxit?

The spacious Chattering Teeth Blog Studios Spa, Bar & Grill remains in tumult this morning as election officials continue to do recount after recount in order to determine the final results.

Will Chattering Teeth remain in the BSU (Blog Spot Union) and will CT's Prime Minister Blogmaster, the elusive yet suave DaBlade step down? How will this affect the blogosphere, and Will household finances plummet as a result of this momentus pending decision?

Exit polls of the CT staff hasn't shed any light on the subject, as the Barbie collection remains mute and their painted doll's eyes aren't giving anything away.

What Lebron James Dreams

"LeBron James is now happy," stated Lebron to himself, while taking a selfie in his bathroom mirror.

Happy Father's Day little girl

What do you get a 52 year-old Canadian father of seven who now self-identifies as a 6 year-old girl for Father's Day (and who has everything a little girl could want)?

I think we're gonna need a bigger necktie.

National Buffoon's Family Vacation

President Obama and family are in Yosemite National Park this weekend. The Presidents goal is to have as much of a family vacation, with his wife and daughters as possible - which means he will be hacking around the nearest golf course while the girls spend their day on their phones and Michelle and her mother abuse the secret service and park personnel.

The Griswold family had a miserable drive cross-country to the Walley World theme park, but the Obama's are flown out to Yosemite in style. They haven't had a vacation in over a week, and it is darn tiring destroying the country. It remains to be seen if Michelle's mother ends up rolled in a tarp and strapped to the roof of the car. Stay tuned for more exciting vacation updates as the country unravels.

INFRINGED: Coming this fall

Terror watch list takes center stage among gun-control proposals

"...the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

Oh, Merriam!? What does this 'Infringe' word really mean?
:  to encroach upon in a way that violates law or the rights of another

And now a word from our fake sponsor...
From the Government that brought you the exciting show, TSA 'Keeping Skyscrapers Safe From Old People in Walkers'...

Now comes, 'INFRINGE'. New cases each week. Our team of DHS agents put Christians and right-wingers on the 'watch' list in order to confiscate their guns - thereby removing the only means for them to protect themselves and their families.

Hey, Blade. If you're not an old person in a walker or a wheelchair, then you have nothing to worry about. You can trust the government!